John Hoertz
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This is 2 games in a row where tage/Tuch combo have looked dreadful 5v5. Tage In particular caused at least 3 odd man rushes the other way while they were in the PP #sabres
January 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This is 2 games in a row where tage/Tuch combo have looked dreadful 5v5. Tage In particular caused at least 3 odd man rushes the other way while they were in the PP #sabres
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Federal agents took the boy from a running car while it was in the family's driveway, the school superintendent said.
The officers then told him to knock on the door to his home to see if other people were inside, "essentially using a 5-year-old as bait," she said. https://to.pbs.org/3NBVWHK
The officers then told him to knock on the door to his home to see if other people were inside, "essentially using a 5-year-old as bait," she said. https://to.pbs.org/3NBVWHK
Federal officers detain 5-year-old boy who a Minnesota school official says was used as 'bait'
A 5-year-old boy arriving home from preschool in Minnesota was taken by federal agents along with his father to a detention facility in Texas, school officials and the family's lawyer said, making him...
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January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Federal agents took the boy from a running car while it was in the family's driveway, the school superintendent said.
The officers then told him to knock on the door to his home to see if other people were inside, "essentially using a 5-year-old as bait," she said. https://to.pbs.org/3NBVWHK
The officers then told him to knock on the door to his home to see if other people were inside, "essentially using a 5-year-old as bait," she said. https://to.pbs.org/3NBVWHK
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Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
January 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Saint Paul Public Schools, one of the biggest school districts in the state, is closed for the next two days because teachers need time to build hybrid learning because unaccountable masked, armed federal government goons have made it too difficult for nonwhite children to leave their homes.
Caleb Williams somehow is an even more bizarro version of Bizarro Josh Allen which is really saying something
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Caleb Williams somehow is an even more bizarro version of Bizarro Josh Allen which is really saying something
Get Doan on a 6 year deal yesterday...
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Get Doan on a 6 year deal yesterday...
Who wants to tell him how the united States came to be 50 states...
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Who wants to tell him how the united States came to be 50 states...
Trump creating a South American version of ISIS in Venezuela is very on brand of him having no idea what's going on. He just defers to Rubio cause he tells Trump there's money to be made. There's no way they can take over and rebuild oil infrastructure without US ground forces which means casualties
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Trump creating a South American version of ISIS in Venezuela is very on brand of him having no idea what's going on. He just defers to Rubio cause he tells Trump there's money to be made. There's no way they can take over and rebuild oil infrastructure without US ground forces which means casualties
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Hearing a lot of “the Bills should’ve kicked the extra point and gone to OT.”
Their kicker is 2-4 on extra points since getting to Buffalo (20/24 on the year) and had one blocked minutes earlier! Extra points aren’t automatic!
Their kicker is 2-4 on extra points since getting to Buffalo (20/24 on the year) and had one blocked minutes earlier! Extra points aren’t automatic!
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hearing a lot of “the Bills should’ve kicked the extra point and gone to OT.”
Their kicker is 2-4 on extra points since getting to Buffalo (20/24 on the year) and had one blocked minutes earlier! Extra points aren’t automatic!
Their kicker is 2-4 on extra points since getting to Buffalo (20/24 on the year) and had one blocked minutes earlier! Extra points aren’t automatic!
Also the moment Mahomes and the Chiefs are cooked Collins worth INSTANTLY stroking the Patriots and Maye
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Also the moment Mahomes and the Chiefs are cooked Collins worth INSTANTLY stroking the Patriots and Maye
Well that should effectively be the end of John Harbaugh in Baltimore
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well that should effectively be the end of John Harbaugh in Baltimore
@minakimes.bsky.social how timely...
WHEW BABY JOSH ALLEN
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social how timely...
When you lose in the fantasy playoffs before anyone on your team plays because your opponent had Kyle Pitts
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
When you lose in the fantasy playoffs before anyone on your team plays because your opponent had Kyle Pitts
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
Stupid neanderthal shit like this makes me glad I'm in a blue state.
An AP investigation found that more than 420 anti-science bills attacking longstanding public health protections – vaccines, milk safety and fluoride – have been introduced in statehouses this year, part of a campaign to enshrine a conspiracy theory-driven agenda into law. https://to.pbs.org/43dxCkD
Anti-science bills hit statehouses, attacking longstanding public health protections
More than 420 anti-science bills attacking longstanding public health protections – vaccines, milk safety and fluoride – have been introduced in statehouses across the U.S. this year.
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October 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Stupid neanderthal shit like this makes me glad I'm in a blue state.
But "America First"
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says his department is working on a partnership with the private sector and other entities to provide an additional $20 billion in financing for Argentina.
Bessent says US considers doubling aid to Argentina to $40B
The assistance is aimed at bolstering the country's collapsing currency and calming economic unrest before Oct. 26 midterm elections.
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October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
But "America First"
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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
October 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
These idiots have literally never heard of a battery
Burgum to CNBC: "The intermittent sources, the unreliable and expensive sources like solar and wind -- you don't know when the wind's gonna blow, we do know when the sun is gonna shine and it's not 24 hours a day."
September 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
These idiots have literally never heard of a battery
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This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world: