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John Dowie
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A towering giant on the British comedy scene once passed me on Hampstead Heath. I write about it in my book, Before I Go. It can be bought here and nowhere else, at least not yet. https://tinyurl.com/2yw4b
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Inaugural. Lovely word. First time I've ever used it.
Let's shut down the BBC for a month and see who misses it. I don't care about cakes, antiques, buying houses, chat shows, quizzes, celebrities on holiday, people dancing better than somebody else and interminable weather forecasts so I'm probably safe.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
PBD hitting the nail on the head with his mighty humorous hammer
Today our thoughts must surely be with Andrew, stripped of his royal titles and kicked out of his mansion. And those thoughts are:
1. Ha.
2. Ha.
3. Ha.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Today!
On Saturday I'll be joining my publishing pals poniesandhorsesbooks.com at smallpublishersfair.co.uk hoping to shift copies of THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN with the help of these lovely reviews. Please pop by if you're passing.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
On Saturday I'll be joining my publishing pals poniesandhorsesbooks.com at smallpublishersfair.co.uk hoping to shift copies of THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN with the help of these lovely reviews. Please pop by if you're passing.
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Can't understand why football, which is such a quiet and gentle game, could attract this kind of behaviour.
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Not making me jealous at all
Finished #DeadWritersInRehab this morning before work. Absolutely loved it. Twisty, and things you think you understand, turn out to be much better than that.

(I'm just sad that I think I've read all of @thewritertype.bsky.social 's books now.)
October 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Oh advertising! Everything about you is shit
October 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Forget Spinal Tap. Best rock-and-roll gag ever occurs 1 hour 10 minutes in. Plus bravery, idiotic surgical choices, heart warming family tales and the triumph of one poor child against the entire planet. First time I've felt proud to be a Brummie. Ozzie Osbourne. www.paramountplus.com/home/
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October 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Also, let me highly recommend www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBY... not for what the trailer says but because of some staggering humanity tales both good and bad and also jaw dropping
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Organ Blues. Mothers, Erdington. 1970. I'm there, somewhere. Part of me still is.
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When did they stop calling them talkies and start calling them movies? It makes no sense. They do both.
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Another nail on the head
Peter Mandelson says he very much regrets having been taken in by a criminal liar.
We know the feeling, Peter.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Reposted by John Dowie
The Wicker Man Who Fell To Earth #sci-folk
Dr Who Knows Where the Time Goes #sci-folk @quantick.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Dr Who Knows Where the Time Goes #sci-folk @quantick.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Reposted by John Dowie
If Rylan were to find himself in Iran or Afghanistan, where the majority of asylum seekers come from, he'd be thrown off a building in minutes.

Why does he have a problem with young men who want the comfort of human rights?

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August 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by John Dowie
I have a solution to the immigration situation. If people want to come here, let 'em in. If you're from here and all you ever do is moan about things, piss off.
August 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Unexpected and very very welcome
"The most extraordinary depiction of pain."

What a piece of work. If you can't get to see it as a play, read it as a book. It's beautiful.

poniesandhorsesbooks.com/product/jesu...
Jesus My Boy: A Play by John Dowie – P&H Books
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July 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Another man of great wealth and even greater taste
@herring1967.bsky.social after listening to your amazing John Dowie RHLSTP and Book Club, I have been subconsciously forced into buying yet another book… and it’s awesome… Thanks 🙂
July 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Read my book! Or, more accurately, read my dad’s book!
More from John Dowie, this time in this week's Book Club. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Buy "Before I Go" poniesandhorsesbooks.com/product/befo... and if you can track down Freewheeling get that too! Brilliant, funny, wise books
Come and see RHLSTP live at the Fringe richardherring.com/rhlstp
July 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This was a pleasure to do. Hugely increased with Barry popping in
RHLSTP with hugely important figure in alternative comedy John Dowie. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... With added Dave Cohen!
Come and see RHLSTP live in Edinburgh richardherring.com/rhlstp
July 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Made even worse if she’s wearing a cowboy hat. I don’t know why
Always take brown sauce to Glastonbury. If your view of the stage is blocked by a huge idiot standing right in front of you with a girl on his shoulders, gently squeeze a dribble of brown sauce down his back.
June 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hear bloody hear
Thank goodness the government will prevent foreigners from trying to come and work in our care homes. That'll stop them dodging taxes, selling off the NHS, polluting our water, pocketing huge bonuses, making billions from dodgy government contracts, and buying yachts. About time.
May 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
May the Sith be ...
May 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM