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Fleet Street Fox
@fleetstreetfox.bsky.social
Fleet Street hack and author. Often sarcastic, occasionally right. Fox (n) carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; to be drunk.
Contact: www.susieboniface.com Books: https://tinyurl.com/foxy-books Drink: G&T with lime
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Voting for Nigel Farage would be like putting a Labubu in charge'

As the Reform leader surges in popularity, my bit on why his infantile thinking and creepy menace make him a terrible candidate for Prime Minister:

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Labour's right-wing asylum policy is aimed at saving us from a Reform govt, which would happily send us back to the 1930s, with pipes, bicycles, and signs in the window saying which ethnicities you're prepared to answer the door to.

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'Shabana Mahmood's asylum switcheroo, and why Britain kills refugees'
As the Justice Secretary announces changes to the asylum system, Fleet Street Fox explains why it won't make the place any nicer to live in
www.mirror.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Marriage is like life: hellish if you don't have a friend to share it. The only thing you'll definitely both experience at the same time are his farts."

On the Peaty-Ramsay wedding feud and why it's all just bollocks:

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'Dear Holly Ramsay and Adam Peaty: a Bridezilla ban on the in-laws never works'
A row with the mother-in-law is a story as old as time, says Fleet Street Fox. But if you've got a problem with her, why are you marrying her son?
www.mirror.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not only is the BBC eating itself, but when they wanted a guest to discuss ethical standards on the breakfast sofa, they rang Kelvin Mackenzie.

Satan, clearly, couldn't make it to Salford. Too busy looking for his mittens and oiling the snowplough.

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'Only one person can be the new BBC boss, and it's not one of the boys'
The new BBC boss cannot be one of the boys again, says Fleet Street Fox. History shows they keep cocking it up
www.mirror.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thinking today of all my friends who’ve stood in the cold for hours so they can March past the Cenotaph to salute their fallen.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You can be the most powerful woman in the country, and it still happens.

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Mexico President Sheinbaum presses charges after street groping incident
Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum says the harassment she suffered from a drunk man near the government seat is an assault on all women
abcnews.go.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This man is so rich he could afford to eat all the cake in the world, then pay for someone to suck the fat from his bum. With their mouth. He can go anywhere and do anything. He could buy King Charles 1,000x over.

So what will he do when he has more?

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...
'Elon Musk wants to be a trillionaire - but what is really the point'
The world's richest man thinks he's not rich enough. Fleet Street Fox asks what he's going to spend it on, exactly
www.mirror.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Russell Crowe's gone to shit, hasn't he.
Four wrongful death lawsuits were filed against OpenAI on Thursday, as well as cases from three people who say the company’s chatbot led to mental health breakdowns.
Lawsuits Blame ChatGPT for Suicides and Harmful Delusions
Seven complaints, filed on Thursday, claim the popular chatbot encouraged dangerous discussions and led to mental breakdowns.
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Someone, somewhere, has questions to answer about a criminal cover-up.

The possibility that Epstein's victims had to walk past Andrew's police officers should be far more outrageous than losing a title.

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'The Prince Andrew can still has a lot of worms in it'
The former Prince Andrew may have been exiled, but there's no putting the worms back in the can says Fleet Street Fox. There's still a lot of wriggling going on
www.mirror.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me for @theobserveruk.bsky.social this weekend - what did the police know about Prince Andrew's visits to Jeffrey Epstein?

observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Did royal protection issue a warning when Andrew visited ...
Jeffrey Epstein had a criminal record when he hosted Andrew. The Met police is now assessing whether this was flagged to the palace or government
observer.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Me for @theobserveruk.bsky.social yesterday: either Met was negligent in allowing Andrew to associate with a convicted paedophile, or negligent in not knowing of the conviction - or Andrew and the palace and the govt knew, long before they were photographed together. LOTS more worms in this can.
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Well done on de-princeing Andrew. Now tell us what everyone knew, and when, and what price was paid.

The government, the Queen, the PM, the Met. The whole stinking pile:

www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...
'Sacking Prince Andrew is just the start - now answer these questions'
Finally, the Royals have discovered the sense to sack Prince Andrew, says Fleet Street Fox. But we still have questions
www.mirror.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
By protecting Andrew the Royal Family has made itself part of what happened to Virginia Giuffre.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...
'Exiling Prince Andrew will not be enough to save the Royal Family'
Not for the first time, the Royal Family finds itself mired in sleaze thanks to Prince Andrew, says Fleet Street Fox. Sending him into exile is not enough to save them
www.mirror.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Police are petrified: frozen, immobile, stuck, and scared.

This is not just about being pro-Israel or pro-Palestine, Maccabi or Villa.

There is something else happening here: the police are giving up.

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'If Tel Aviv thugs can petrify police at Aston Villa match we're all in trouble'
Police have decided to ban Tel Aviv football fans from a match in Birmingham on the grounds they cannot guarantee anyone's safety. Fleet Street Fox wonders what the point of policing is
www.mirror.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'll be chairing this event on Hillsborough Law next week at the University of Liverpool, and discussing its relevance to nuclear veterans.

www.miragenews.com/university-h...
University Hosts Landmark Discussion On Potential Impact Of 'Hillsborough Law'
The University of Liverpool will host a major public event on Wednesday 23 October, bringing together leading academics, legal experts and campaigners
www.miragenews.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
He's twerking a victory lap around the Middle East, but Donald Trump is all set to make another holy mess out of the Holy Land: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
'Why Donald Trump's peace deal won't last'
As Donald Trump undertakes a victory parade and Israeli hostages are freed, Fleet Street Fox says we're still a long way from a lasting peace deal in the Middle East
www.mirror.co.uk
October 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
'Trump's managed to anger Canada, which is like getting a golden retriever to turn into Cujo. He’s alienated allies, cosied up to dictators, turned summits into smackdowns. If peace is a pond, Trump is the brick lobbed into it by the town trouble-maker.'

www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
'All the reasons why Donald Trump will never win the Nobel Peace Prize'
As Donald Trump wins a peace deal in Gaza, the Nobel committee denied him the peace prize he craves, says Fleet Street Fox. It comes as no surprise
www.mirror.co.uk
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If you watched last night's documentary and want to support the nuclear veterans cause, you can donate to the legal crowdfunder which is here: www.crowdjustice.com/case/nuclear...

My book covers Hiroshima to the blood scandal. It's 21% off at Amazon today: www.amazon.co.uk/Exposed-Hist...
Exposed: The Secret History of Britain's Nuclear Experiments
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October 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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You may already be alluding to this but Mark Thompson campaigned during one of his stand up tours to have Farage become an accepted synonym for bin juice
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
British values, my arse. If this man was a biscuit it would taste of binjuice and dust.

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'Nigel Farage is killing Britain - time to deport him'
We need to deport just one person, says Fleet Street Fox. The descendant of migrants who lives on the taxpayer dime, refuses to integrate, and divides us all
www.mirror.co.uk
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Plutonium is the most toxic substance on Earth. If a human inhales the equivalent of 2 grains of sand, there is a 100% chance of cancer.

After 45 bombs, 600 experiments, and 15yrs, Britain had spread enough plutonium to wipe out the entire human race.

fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/atomic-clock
October 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Today marks 73yrs since Britain's first nuclear bomb.

73yrs since troops were ordered into radiation.

73yrs of an official cover-up of human experiments.

73 yrs since men were ordered to march through fallout 'with and without respirators'.
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Two stories from #LabourConference2025: @andyburnham.bsky.social tells whistleblowers they can end the Nuked Blood Scandal www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic... and PM finally promises to meet the victims: www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Nuked Blood: Keir Starmer finally promises to meet veterans
Veterans have been promised a meeting with the Prime Minister to discuss ways to end the Nuked Blood Scandal
www.mirror.co.uk
October 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
As Labour activists head to party conference, they're faced with a choice. If Stumbling Starmer doesn't pick up his feats, the Mayor with the Hair will be coming for him:

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
September 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
'Andy Burnham's not the Messiah - he's just a very promising boy'

As Labour wonders whether it's time to ditch stumbling Keir Starmer, my bit on whether the King of the North is really the rightful heir to the throne:

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
September 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Politics Live spent 8+mins on Reform's ILR empty dogwhistle, Mihnea Cuibus @migobs.bsky.social:

- Reform haven't made clear
- don't know what Reform would do
- much about it we/also/simply/we don't know
- don't have a lot of details

Susie Boniface @fleetstreetfox.bsky.social: armpit rubbish ✅
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM