John Dowie
@johndowie.bsky.social
A towering giant on the British comedy scene once passed me on Hampstead Heath. I write about it in my book, Before I Go. It can be bought here and nowhere else, at least not yet. https://tinyurl.com/2yw4b
We all know about you and your holes
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We all know about you and your holes
The hole in the polo mint stops it from collapsing
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The hole in the polo mint stops it from collapsing
I put the car in scarred-for-life if that’s any help
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I put the car in scarred-for-life if that’s any help
Did all that and it didn’t cost me a penny
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Did all that and it didn’t cost me a penny
I once saw Warren Mitchell using a faulty contraceptive machine. He put a coin in and out came a spate of johnnies.
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I once saw Warren Mitchell using a faulty contraceptive machine. He put a coin in and out came a spate of johnnies.
You can get singer-songwriters ones that provide rhythmic accompaniment when you're performing. They're called Eardrums
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
You can get singer-songwriters ones that provide rhythmic accompaniment when you're performing. They're called Eardrums
Number of times I’ve thought “I’ll just turn them down and enjoy some peace and quiet.” How people with ordinary ears manage is beyond me.
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Number of times I’ve thought “I’ll just turn them down and enjoy some peace and quiet.” How people with ordinary ears manage is beyond me.
Oh go on then you hard working genius you. I had an idea of lots of images of W C Fields in a circle surrounding a human ear with the caption "All fields around ear" but I can't be you and shouldn't think of trying
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh go on then you hard working genius you. I had an idea of lots of images of W C Fields in a circle surrounding a human ear with the caption "All fields around ear" but I can't be you and shouldn't think of trying
"Maybe it's not too late/To learn how to love/And forget how to hate".
October 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"Maybe it's not too late/To learn how to love/And forget how to hate".
"Maybe it's not too late/To learn how to love/And forget how to hate". Ozzy
October 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"Maybe it's not too late/To learn how to love/And forget how to hate". Ozzy
Some are so stupid that they don't realise their only chance of surviving is joining Reform while others are so stupid that they join Reform. This is what I call a joyous reformation. I love you Paul
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Some are so stupid that they don't realise their only chance of surviving is joining Reform while others are so stupid that they join Reform. This is what I call a joyous reformation. I love you Paul