Joey
@joey-incog.bsky.social
You’re walking through a red forest. The grass is tall.
My new favorite bumper sticker I saw today:
“Don’t honk at me or I’ll kill myself”
“Don’t honk at me or I’ll kill myself”
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My new favorite bumper sticker I saw today:
“Don’t honk at me or I’ll kill myself”
“Don’t honk at me or I’ll kill myself”
Started The Pitt. Awesome so far.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Started The Pitt. Awesome so far.
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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BREAKING:
The AP calls the Miami mayor's race for Democrat Eileen Higgins.
Higgins defeated a Trump-endorsed Republican — becoming the first Democrat in nearly three decades to win the office.
The AP calls the Miami mayor's race for Democrat Eileen Higgins.
Higgins defeated a Trump-endorsed Republican — becoming the first Democrat in nearly three decades to win the office.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
BREAKING:
The AP calls the Miami mayor's race for Democrat Eileen Higgins.
Higgins defeated a Trump-endorsed Republican — becoming the first Democrat in nearly three decades to win the office.
The AP calls the Miami mayor's race for Democrat Eileen Higgins.
Higgins defeated a Trump-endorsed Republican — becoming the first Democrat in nearly three decades to win the office.
Can’t stop laughing at this scene.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Can’t stop laughing at this scene.
@bravesgoms.bsky.social what do heck, is this you
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@bravesgoms.bsky.social what do heck, is this you
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
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Police in New Zealand are waiting for nature to take its course after a man allegedly tried to smuggle a $19,000 pendant out of a jewelry store by swallowing it.
Man accused of swallowing $19,000 pendant inspired by Bond movie as New Zealand police wait for nature to take its course
The alleged loot was a limited-edition, Fabergé egg pendant inspired by the 1983 James Bond film Octopussy.
cbsn.ws
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Police in New Zealand are waiting for nature to take its course after a man allegedly tried to smuggle a $19,000 pendant out of a jewelry store by swallowing it.
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medical examiner at the trump autopsy making a small incision in his neck and squeezing out a churro-length span of solidified big mac special sauce
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
medical examiner at the trump autopsy making a small incision in his neck and squeezing out a churro-length span of solidified big mac special sauce
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family https://theonion.com/stouffer-s-targets-people-spending-thanksgiving-alone-w-1848105159/
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I am so thankful for you, Arthur.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I am so thankful for you, Arthur.
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What the cluck is going on in Kate Beckinsale’s family?
The mother hen shared an outrageous story during her recent appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
The mother hen shared an outrageous story during her recent appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Kate Beckinsale says her daughter’s boyfriend lays eggs | CNN
There are mother hens and technically it sounds like Kate Beckinsale appears to be one of them.
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What the cluck is going on in Kate Beckinsale’s family?
The mother hen shared an outrageous story during her recent appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
The mother hen shared an outrageous story during her recent appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
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the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
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me and my wife leaving the mall and trying to remember where we parked
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
me and my wife leaving the mall and trying to remember where we parked
Surely you didn’t give me a real hand grenade…
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Surely you didn’t give me a real hand grenade…