Putting together our Christmas Card mailing list. If you want one, DM me your address. Ho Ho Ho!
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November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Putting together our Christmas Card mailing list. If you want one, DM me your address. Ho Ho Ho!
🎅🏼
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Guy Ritchie needs to make a sequel to “Snatch” called “Aftersnatch”.
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Guy Ritchie needs to make a sequel to “Snatch” called “Aftersnatch”.
Discuss.
Discuss.
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
Kids today will never understand the Death Grip those Sobe teas had on us in the 90s.
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Kids today will never understand the Death Grip those Sobe teas had on us in the 90s.
It’s that time of year again. When I get to hang out with my Zombie Family and have a Hell of a good time scary people. This is the 20th anniversary of Night of the Living Dead at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton. This is my 7th year (Since 2010). So glad to be a part of the madness.
SMASH!
SMASH!
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It’s that time of year again. When I get to hang out with my Zombie Family and have a Hell of a good time scary people. This is the 20th anniversary of Night of the Living Dead at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton. This is my 7th year (Since 2010). So glad to be a part of the madness.
SMASH!
SMASH!
May I present the official Fort Awesome Augtober Mascot Captain Arrow Baghera von Spookington III! He wishes you a devilish Spooky Season. Gaze upon his MAD EYES as sits atop Castle Spookington.
#CaptArrowofFortAwesome #CastleSpookington
#CaptArrowofFortAwesome #CastleSpookington
August 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
May I present the official Fort Awesome Augtober Mascot Captain Arrow Baghera von Spookington III! He wishes you a devilish Spooky Season. Gaze upon his MAD EYES as sits atop Castle Spookington.
#CaptArrowofFortAwesome #CastleSpookington
#CaptArrowofFortAwesome #CastleSpookington
Getting old is just finding out that “Living in the Future” still sucks as much as it ever did. But, with better toys.
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Getting old is just finding out that “Living in the Future” still sucks as much as it ever did. But, with better toys.
In 1992 I was a 19yo giant, and I managed a gig working backstage security at Pacific Amphitheater in Costa Mesa. Last show of the season was the final date of Ozzy’s “No More Tours” tour (His 1st final tour). Ozzy, Black Sabbath (fronted by Rob Halford) and Sepultura. 1/
July 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In 1992 I was a 19yo giant, and I managed a gig working backstage security at Pacific Amphitheater in Costa Mesa. Last show of the season was the final date of Ozzy’s “No More Tours” tour (His 1st final tour). Ozzy, Black Sabbath (fronted by Rob Halford) and Sepultura. 1/
Every once in a while I remember that I went to a full week of Church Camp, every summer, Ages 10 to 16.
SEVEN YEARS?
There are stories.
SEVEN YEARS?
There are stories.
July 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Every once in a while I remember that I went to a full week of Church Camp, every summer, Ages 10 to 16.
SEVEN YEARS?
There are stories.
SEVEN YEARS?
There are stories.
How have I never noticed that Prince Eric’s Castle is BUILT AROUND A FUCKIN’ SHIP WRECK?!?
July 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
How have I never noticed that Prince Eric’s Castle is BUILT AROUND A FUCKIN’ SHIP WRECK?!?
Real Talk? How the fuck did Flounder move that 10-Ton statue of Prince Eric? Did a Kraken owe him a favor?
July 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Real Talk? How the fuck did Flounder move that 10-Ton statue of Prince Eric? Did a Kraken owe him a favor?
I spent the last ten years climbing a ladder against the wrong wall. Turns out, bad plan.
Currently looking for joyful work. What is a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
Currently looking for joyful work. What is a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
July 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I spent the last ten years climbing a ladder against the wrong wall. Turns out, bad plan.
Currently looking for joyful work. What is a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
Currently looking for joyful work. What is a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
I spent the last ten years climbing a ladder against the wrong wall. Turns out, bad plan.
Currently looking for joyful work. What a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
Currently looking for joyful work. What a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I spent the last ten years climbing a ladder against the wrong wall. Turns out, bad plan.
Currently looking for joyful work. What a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
Currently looking for joyful work. What a good job for someone with a Commanding Presence. I’m at bit long-in-the-tooth to be a Bouncer again. Currently taking suggestions.
SMASH!
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Reporter: I'm going to show you what 20,000 people in the streets of downtown Los Angeles looks like
June 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Reporter: I'm going to show you what 20,000 people in the streets of downtown Los Angeles looks like
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Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.
June 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.
Reposted by Joe SMASH!
Protests today in Laguna Beach! Huge turnout!
June 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Protests today in Laguna Beach! Huge turnout!
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It just occurred to me that the novel I finished the first draft of eight years ago would be much better served starting on Chapter Forty-Seven. Ya gotta let them breathe sometimes. #LittleMagicks
May 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It just occurred to me that the novel I finished the first draft of eight years ago would be much better served starting on Chapter Forty-Seven. Ya gotta let them breathe sometimes. #LittleMagicks
Not the worst day of my life but definitely in the top twenty (no one died). Then the lady at the drive-thru window called me “Joey”. Highlight of my day.
May 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Not the worst day of my life but definitely in the top twenty (no one died). Then the lady at the drive-thru window called me “Joey”. Highlight of my day.
Our IT Department sent out a warning about a new phishing scam that accidentally doubles as a How-To guide for making your own DIY phishing scam.
Oops.
Oops.
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Our IT Department sent out a warning about a new phishing scam that accidentally doubles as a How-To guide for making your own DIY phishing scam.
Oops.
Oops.
I wanted to share a GoFundMe for Claire, who's been through a lot and is working hard to start fresh. Every donation will make a difference in her recovery and help her with moving costs. If you can, please click the link below to donate or share it with others. Thank you!
gofund.me/84e4007c
gofund.me/84e4007c
Donate to Support Claire's Recovery and New Beginning, organized by Claire B Weatherston
The last two years have been a doozy for me and Elie. We moved, I was… Claire B Weatherston needs your support for Support Claire's Recovery and New Beginning
gofund.me
April 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I wanted to share a GoFundMe for Claire, who's been through a lot and is working hard to start fresh. Every donation will make a difference in her recovery and help her with moving costs. If you can, please click the link below to donate or share it with others. Thank you!
gofund.me/84e4007c
gofund.me/84e4007c