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Joe SMASH!
@joesmash.bsky.social
Writer. Actor. Juggernaut.
Ha! I still struggle with that. “Do I actually not like this? Or did seven year old me just decide this looked yucky?”
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Its like we are seeing the AI dream…
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
GRIND! GRIND! GRIND!
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have two words for these Patriots: Nuremberg
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“Half the people on the planet will be AI…”
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
*Heebie Jeebie sounds*
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Gorgeous.
September 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I’ve been jonesing for a Balls-to-the-Wall, Monty Haul adventure! So happy to see this happening!
August 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ve had every kind of tooth pain (woke up during a root canal once), but my back spasms were the worst thing I ever had. Worse than my heart attack. But, I feel for you.
August 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ronald Reagan
August 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So, how much are people willing to pay to make Mickey Mouse fart 24/7?
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ozzy gave her a wave, then continued to chat with his old mates.
“Ozzy!”
Wave
“Ozzy!”
Wave
…………
“John…”
Ozzy suddenly moved like a man with a purpose. Amazing.
6/6
July 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
After the show, Ozzy and the rest of Black Sabbath were posing for pictures at the Media Tent adjacent to the parking lot. A limo pulled up as they all were saying their goodbyes. Sharon Osbourne leaned out, “Ozzy!”…
5/
July 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
By this time, Tommy Iommi was there. He took one look at Ozzy in his old costume and busted out laughing. I was the only Non-Black Sabbath member to witness this moment.
4/
July 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I guess I got too close to the tent flaps, because next thing I knew, a small pair of hands was crawling up my back. Ozzy had opened his tent to find a yellow wall that read “STAFF”. I stepped aside, and a bewildered, exhausted Prince of Darkness stumbled out in his fringed jumpsuit.
3/
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A Brit with a haystack of blonde curls grabbed me and placed me in front of a little tent backstage left. “Don’t let anyone in but Ozzy, his wife, and his makeup artist.” I knew what one of those looked like, so I agreed.
After Ozzy did his normal set, he ducked into his tent to change. 2/
July 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM