Kids today will never understand the Death Grip those Sobe teas had on us in the 90s.

It’s that time of year again. When I get to hang out with my Zombie Family and have a Hell of a good time scary people. This is the 20th anniversary of Night of the Living Dead at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton. This is my 7th year (Since 2010). So glad to be a part of the madness.

SMASH!

May I present the official Fort Awesome Augtober Mascot Captain Arrow Baghera von Spookington III! He wishes you a devilish Spooky Season. Gaze upon his MAD EYES as sits atop Castle Spookington.
#CaptArrowofFortAwesome #CastleSpookington

How have I never noticed that Prince Eric’s Castle is BUILT AROUND A FUCKIN’ SHIP WRECK?!?

That time I challenged Poseidon…

Called it…

I enjoyed my new hat today. I am ludicrously fancy. All tremble before me. As they should.

For my Gays…

I’m getting too old for this shit…
But, look how INSANE I look!

#mavericktheater #shakespeareinlove

Get you RomCom out of Shakespeare! Get YOUR Shakespeare outta my RomCom! It’s… SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE! Sometimes love is Plague on BOTH your houses!

Feb 7 - Mar 16
Www.mavericktheater.com

SMASH!