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"I did it. I threw the sandwich."
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One of these things is not like the other.
Have you ever seen Trump express sadness for anything other than powerful people experiencing consequences?
Trump on Prince Andrew and the Epstein scandal: "I feel very badly. I mean, it's a terrible thing that's happened to the family. That's been a tragic situation. And it's too bad. I feel badly for the family."
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What is the amount a President can steal from the Treasury that would qualify as “concerning” to Fetterman?
Fetterman describes Trump trying to steal $230 million from taxpayers as "small ball, and I think we have much bigger problems than worrying about those things."
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We need to take away their toys - they can’t help but to want to play with them.

The guys who stormed the beaches in Normandy had half the gear these bozos have to gang up on a 65 year old taco vendor.
Agent lobs a gas canister into a residential neighborhood in Illinois for no discernible reason, gassing dozens of neighbors including a baby. The comfort with which they deploy weapons of war is unreal.

Source: www.reddit.com/r/illinois/s...
October 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s probably something dumb like lecturing them about “woke” and “warfighters”.
September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s a day ending in ‘y’.
so the president just tweeted out an offense worse than watergate, we all realize that right?
September 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Nobody calls it an ascent into fascism for a reason.
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Buh-bye!
September 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And instantly they floated the “kill all the homeless” trial balloon.
It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right
September 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ah fuck, here comes fake gold shit all over the place.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump extends control over Washington by taking management of Union Station away from Amtrak.
August 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Naming an internment camp "Bliss" has kind of a "Arbeit macht frei" vibe to it, doesn't it?
F*ck‼️

Fort Bliss Army base used for a WWII Japanese internment is now the nation's largest ICE detention center.
August 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Really tired of these six mullahs relentlessly saying: “Actually, the founding fathers wanted a king.”
The Supreme Court is reviewing a vitally important NIH case on its shadow docket.

It is likely that the Court will back Trump, and say his (illegal) grant terminations are ok.

We must speak up now.
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Tell the Supreme Court: No Stay. Hands off NIH
The Supreme Court is poised to allow Trump to illegally terminate NIH grants. Let's speak out. There is not much time.
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August 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The universities expect that the next Dem administration will refund the fines back. It shouldn’t. Take them and create a legal defense fund for institutions and individuals that choose to fight back.
What's to stop the next Democratic administration from extorting these schools right back? And as much as I hate this shit, they probably should. Otherwise, you're creating an incentive ratchet that only moves to the right.
July 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The whole point of Republicans making people jump through hoops to get Medicaid is to kick people off Medicaid. If you find a technological workaround (assuming it even works), they will ban it. The only long-term solution is to elect Democrats and get rid of these administrative burdens.
Why aren't Medicaid expansion states discussing using AI to quickly simplify all qualification and requalification requirements that will cost 10m people their coverage ?

Why aren't Dems pushing solutions that blunt many of the obstacles introduced to reduce coverage ?
July 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Joe Bauer
The actual public service chatgpt provides is in demonstrating the effect of never hearing the word no on the human psyche, it has made billionaire brain pudding a condition accessible to everyone irrespective of net worth
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Eggs were too expensive, so now we get this timeline.
June 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The era of Trump is the era of tripling-down on outrages and count on the media to both-sides it into the next news cycle.
House Speaker Mike Johnson calls for the Senate to "censure" Alex Padilla after he was restrained and handcuffed by FBI agents at Kristi Noem's presser, adding that it is "wildly inappropriate behavior."

So it looks like Republicans want to escalate this!
June 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Jake, just put on the hat already.
May 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
MAGA is a non-stop rage machine. Like an addict that always needs a bigger hit just to get the same high, symbolic culture wars no longer do the trick. Where once you could rave about a woke Dr. Seuss, you now have to destroy vaccines because you once had to wear a mask on a plane.
Just call it the Self-Inflicted Wound Era, when we took a bunch of stuff that was working largely fine (vaccines, weather monitoring, friendly relations with like 175 countries, cancer research, renewable energy credits, the FAA, global trade, etc etc) and just broke them for giggles
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Register your outrage in the FDA public comment section for this proposed rule: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Look, if you're a billionaire on your third mega-yacht, I'm sorry, you gotta fuck right off. Tax cuts are for the truly needy.
Scalise on Medicaid: "If someone is able-bodied and they can go get a job and they're living in their mom's basement playing video games, I'm sorry, you gotta go get a job. This program was designed for the truly needy."
May 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Anytime a Republican says "rich people don't care about money", you need to ask them why they're pushing tax cuts for billionaires.
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
May 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Screw billionaire philanthropy. We don’t want to be dependent on whatever trickles down from these assholes.

Tax the living shit out of them and they can keep their charity handouts. Bonus: we won’t see their names besmirching buildings.
Just tax the hell out of them.
‘Devastating:’ Chan Zuckerberg charity slashes funding for more Bay Area nonprofits
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Crazy idea: not declaring the President immune from prosecution and above the law is a good check on the Presidency.
May 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mothers don’t need a dozen roses, they’ll be happy with two.
May 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That fake gold toilet next to a prison-grade TP dispenser is pure Trump.
“They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5.”
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM