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gojoe hoe
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politics, personality, projects, pussayyyy
and pasta
Thought abt gojos fate again what if we all esploded
December 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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I'm doing gluttony and wrath bc I'm bored
December 24, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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articulated buses should have a little bar in the hinged part in the middle. nothing crazy. basic beer and wine. could integrate it with the fare payment system
December 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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gotta remember to carve my chrismas pumpkin today
December 24, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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i bet paul mccartney would wish us a merry rockin christmas today if anyone asked
December 24, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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rudolph getting hammered off the jack-o-lanterns still on my porch and flying santa into some power lines
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Does it count as the Feast of Seven Fishes if it’s Omakase?
December 24, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
December 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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It’ll even tell you what station exit to use when you get off and stuff. Getting the hang of “uptown” and “downtown” can take awhile but it’s not as overwhelming as you might think
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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A secret of New York City that visitors need to know is that google maps is actually pretty reliable for the trains. I saw an article where someone said they didn’t like nyc and didn’t use the subway at all bc they weren’t used to transit and were intimidated. I don’t think ppl know!
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
The declarations of love in my mental illness doctor shows go craaaaazy
December 18, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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I've never killed two birds with one stone, but i did steal a cop's hat once while drunk, right before i pissed on him
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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The Moon tonight.

#astrophotography #Moon
December 11, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Popped the pimple and dressing down, gotta prioritize and lock in 😮‍💨😮‍💨
Sitting in my room feelong absolutely insane
December 11, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Sitting in my room feelong absolutely insane
December 11, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Chugged agua and took a shit
All is right in the world
Lets play: gas leak, CO2 poisoning, or exhaustion migraine!
December 10, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Lets play: gas leak, CO2 poisoning, or exhaustion migraine!
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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Rocky Horror Picture Show is a holiday movie: there’s a feast, festive hats, and someone cries so hard their makeup gets all fucked up.
December 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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I hate when I forget my gun, suppressor, fake IDs, and handwritten manifesto when I go for a burger
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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incredible how many horror movies these days feel compelled to stand up at the 2/3 mark and loudly declare themselves to be About Trauma™️ even when they’ve already expressed much more subtle & interesting themes throughout
December 10, 2024 at 4:35 AM