Paul Rowan
jockeyclarke.bsky.social
Paul Rowan
@jockeyclarke.bsky.social
Codephiliac coffeetariat. Turn of the century game dev. Probably one of those weirdos. Hopeless, but in the good way
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this is atrocious

i hate that our entire society is scams and i really hate paypal

youtu.be/wwB3FmbcC88?...
Exposing Honey's Evil Business Model
YouTube video by MegaLag
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December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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#GVerse In a stunning moment, Republican Chip Roy just admitted that Republicans only have garbage to offer the American people. Woah!!!
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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"I think your friends should kill themselves"

a bunch of people on this site have moral viewpoints that absolutely should never have been allowed out of the sewers that birthed them. "it's okay to kill yourself" is an *evil* belief
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m starting to understand why the Cantina on Tatooine didn’t allow droids
googled something and clicked a link to a website I'd never heard of that looked like a forum, read the discussion and realized the person asking a question and all of the answers were all LLM generated, the entire website was a fake forum pretending to be people asking/answering questions
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Fiver At The Notice Board

Watercolor, ink, coloured pencil on Bristol stock
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Roko shouldn't have fucked that basilisk in the first place, now look where we are.
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The only legitimate software development methodology:
1. Think very hard about an implementation
2. Don't do anything
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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We need a new, strong Senate Minority Leader. My choice👇
a woman is sitting at a podium giving a speech and saying do your job .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a podium giving a speech and saying do your job .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Don’t be afraid of AI
You’re still a clever monkey
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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“You’re the clearance-sticker end-cap sex doll at a Dollar Tree for dictators with erectile dysfunction. Glossy-eyed, hollow-headed, and shrink-wrapped in synthetic virtue.”
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Mother Mary Full of Shit
I so hope Karoline will appreciate MY frankness.
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face. It cannot be concealed. People talk sometimes of secret vices, there are no such things. If a wretched man has a vice, it shows itself in the lines of his mouth, the droop of his eyelids, the molding of his hands even.” (Picture of Dorian Gray)
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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2:43 am in Kyiv.
The awful attack continues.
I don’t want to repeat the same words.
I’ll write to you in the morning –
I hope it comes.
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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@repdangoldman.bsky.social is the best. We need more members of Congress like him.
👏👏👏
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM