Joan
@joanied43085.bsky.social
Happy, retired liberal. She/Her.
I’m here for the books and the cats.
Ohio resident nowadays, but NYC will always be my favorite place to live.
I’m here for the books and the cats.
Ohio resident nowadays, but NYC will always be my favorite place to live.
We need Colbert’s bold and frank commentary now as much as ever, and we need to stop corporations like CBS from cowing to political intimidation of this administration. Add your name to the petition to demand they reverse their decision and keep Colbert on air! sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...
Keep Colbert on Air!
We need Colbert’s bold and frank commentary now as much as ever, and we need to stop corporations like CBS from cowing to political intimidation of this administration. Add your name to the petition t...
sign.moveon.org
July 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We need Colbert’s bold and frank commentary now as much as ever, and we need to stop corporations like CBS from cowing to political intimidation of this administration. Add your name to the petition to demand they reverse their decision and keep Colbert on air! sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...
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This is what integrity looks like.
July 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This is what integrity looks like.
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Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
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UPDATE: 100% of the hamsters, small lizards, and tarantulas entered the vending machines VOLUNTARILY.
March 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
UPDATE: 100% of the hamsters, small lizards, and tarantulas entered the vending machines VOLUNTARILY.
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Try animal ownership for yourself! We’ve stocked our gift shop vending machine with hamsters, small lizards and tarantulas you can take home.
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Try animal ownership for yourself! We’ve stocked our gift shop vending machine with hamsters, small lizards and tarantulas you can take home.
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If you want to understand why fiction is important you need only read the reviews from the reality aisle
March 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you want to understand why fiction is important you need only read the reviews from the reality aisle
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I love feng shui because sometimes when I'm having a bad day it's nice to know it's the credenza's fault
February 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love feng shui because sometimes when I'm having a bad day it's nice to know it's the credenza's fault
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In true "monkey see, monkey do" behavior, one of the chimps just posted a treatise about all the ways that Hamlet is a piece of crap.
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In true "monkey see, monkey do" behavior, one of the chimps just posted a treatise about all the ways that Hamlet is a piece of crap.
Today’s favorite catspeak words: “faringhides” and “celeries,” as used by a chilly Gonzo (@gonzo.bsky.social ) below.
bsky.app/profile/gonz...
bsky.app/profile/gonz...
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis so colde out thare. 15⁰ faringhides, -9.444⁰ celeries
February 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Today’s favorite catspeak words: “faringhides” and “celeries,” as used by a chilly Gonzo (@gonzo.bsky.social ) below.
bsky.app/profile/gonz...
bsky.app/profile/gonz...
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Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp theonion.com/dalai-l...
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp theonion.com/dalai-l...
Today’s favorite catspeak word: “cronchy,” which is so well demonstrated in @samindy4.bsky.social’s
post below. I think it should just replace “crunchy” in hooman speak. Saying “cronchy” is just more satisfying and crunch-like.
bsky.app/profile/sami...
post below. I think it should just replace “crunchy” in hooman speak. Saying “cronchy” is just more satisfying and crunch-like.
bsky.app/profile/sami...
February 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Today’s favorite catspeak word: “cronchy,” which is so well demonstrated in @samindy4.bsky.social’s
post below. I think it should just replace “crunchy” in hooman speak. Saying “cronchy” is just more satisfying and crunch-like.
bsky.app/profile/sami...
post below. I think it should just replace “crunchy” in hooman speak. Saying “cronchy” is just more satisfying and crunch-like.
bsky.app/profile/sami...
Had to say goodbye to my sweet cat Bubbles today. She was almost 17. What am I gonna do without her pressed up against my side, purring, or sighing in her sleep? She would get into these contorted positions that only a cat could find comfortable. I love her and I’ll miss her so much. ❤️
February 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Had to say goodbye to my sweet cat Bubbles today. She was almost 17. What am I gonna do without her pressed up against my side, purring, or sighing in her sleep? She would get into these contorted positions that only a cat could find comfortable. I love her and I’ll miss her so much. ❤️
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"Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now." theonion.com/concern...
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance. “Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now,” the proprietor of local dive bar the Anchor reportedly […]
theonion.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now." theonion.com/concern...
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At 5,000 followers, a benefactor’s promised to donate netting for the Interactive Bee Experience.
February 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
At 5,000 followers, a benefactor’s promised to donate netting for the Interactive Bee Experience.
Today’s favorite catspeak word: “Oughe,” as used by @swagmastarpaul.bsky.social below.
February 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today’s favorite catspeak word: “Oughe,” as used by @swagmastarpaul.bsky.social below.
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Oughe paparazzi again
February 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oughe paparazzi again
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The Aquatic Sensory Deprivation Tank Experience™️ has been discontinued since our hippo freaked out and saw God.
February 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Aquatic Sensory Deprivation Tank Experience™️ has been discontinued since our hippo freaked out and saw God.
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They have a groundhog that can predict the weather?
Big deal.
We have a groundhog that can help you live an authentic life and find meaning in a world without inherent purpose.
#GroundhogDay
Big deal.
We have a groundhog that can help you live an authentic life and find meaning in a world without inherent purpose.
#GroundhogDay
February 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
They have a groundhog that can predict the weather?
Big deal.
We have a groundhog that can help you live an authentic life and find meaning in a world without inherent purpose.
#GroundhogDay
Big deal.
We have a groundhog that can help you live an authentic life and find meaning in a world without inherent purpose.
#GroundhogDay
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Look, I’m a man of CULTURE. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I enjoy ferrero rochets on the REGULAR. I’ve seen EVERY episode of Murder She Wrote. So yes OF COURSE I want the tableside guacamole, what kind of question is that?
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Look, I’m a man of CULTURE. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I enjoy ferrero rochets on the REGULAR. I’ve seen EVERY episode of Murder She Wrote. So yes OF COURSE I want the tableside guacamole, what kind of question is that?
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Your evening Foster Flower update:
This senior cat just goes between her cat bed and her box. All she needs is love in her forever home. She is very mellow and loves sitting next to you and being pet.
This senior cat just goes between her cat bed and her box. All she needs is love in her forever home. She is very mellow and loves sitting next to you and being pet.
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Your evening Foster Flower update:
This senior cat just goes between her cat bed and her box. All she needs is love in her forever home. She is very mellow and loves sitting next to you and being pet.
This senior cat just goes between her cat bed and her box. All she needs is love in her forever home. She is very mellow and loves sitting next to you and being pet.
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WCK Chef Corps member Mary Sue Milliken and her Border Grill truck team have served thousands of meals to families affected by the LA wildfires. Our fleet of food truck partners ensure families who have lost everything don't have to worry about their next warm meal. #ChefsForCalifornia
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
WCK Chef Corps member Mary Sue Milliken and her Border Grill truck team have served thousands of meals to families affected by the LA wildfires. Our fleet of food truck partners ensure families who have lost everything don't have to worry about their next warm meal. #ChefsForCalifornia
Another great cat account to follow: I started following them on Instagram awhile back, and happily, they’re here now!
kitty says, 'sometimes it helps to look at things from a different perspective'
February 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Another great cat account to follow: I started following them on Instagram awhile back, and happily, they’re here now!