@marchxness.bsky.social are you actively trying to kill me yall my heart can’t take this

Alright let's DO THE MARCH SADNESS LOTTERY

Now live: : the conversation I need to have. ChatGPT, Gertrude Stein, Stephen King, and the mythy mountain.

You are a better writer than AI. (Yes, you.)
youtu.be/V5wLQ-8eyQI

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

I think it would be a good idea

Steve Zahn steved zahn so that Owen Wilson could owe wilson

I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

Democrats have spent years carefully abandoning political positions it fears might cost them votes, each time getting closer to the ultimate goal: a political party that has zero positions and therefore cannot lose votes.

jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next

OHMYGOD I just read The Onion bought InfoWars. @theonion.com please hire me to run the podcast! I have expertise:

Customer: BATTLE TANK
DMV: BATTLE TANK

Verdict: ACCEPTED

they do things like this to try to make me write songs about them. it's the only explanation

There wasn't a good list of accounts related to video essays - so I made this starter pack! Who did I miss? Who do you know who should join Bluesky to share & talk about video essays?
go.bsky.app/PtthhCc

OUT NOW: 27 new video essays about seasons! 🍂❄🌷🏖

For The Essay Library Anthology Vol. 8, we invited video essayists to respond to the theme of "seasons" in 60 seconds. These are the results.

📺 youtu.be/ewoXycDfy4k

Since 2020 I’ve increasingly felt like we’re in a digital dark ages, where illiteracy is skyrocketing, people believe in magic, disease is rampant, oligarchs rule, and it’s all facilitated by ultra modern technology that has evolved to reinforce it

Tomorrow: The Essay Library Anthology, Vol. 8: Seasons. Premiering at 10:00 AM PST, watch 27 internet weirdos tackle the prompt “Seasons” in a collection of 60-second video essays. I haven’t seen the other entries yet but I’m willing to bet mine’s dumbest.

youtu.be/ewoXycDfy4k

On the one hand just write an original script for once but on the other hand Glenn Howerton.