jmweintraub
@jmweintraub.bsky.social
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the h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you
July 13, 2023 at 6:02 PM
the h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you
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Having a mother is complicated and fraught. Not having a mother is complicated and fraught. Being a mother is complicated and fraught. Not being a mother is complicated and fraught. Sending love to you today, whatever your relationship with motherhood. ❤️
May 12, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Having a mother is complicated and fraught. Not having a mother is complicated and fraught. Being a mother is complicated and fraught. Not being a mother is complicated and fraught. Sending love to you today, whatever your relationship with motherhood. ❤️
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no one in photographs from the late 1800s looks happy. this is because they were never able to use a computer
May 10, 2024 at 4:18 AM
no one in photographs from the late 1800s looks happy. this is because they were never able to use a computer
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I have lived my life according to the principle of doing cool things and then doing other things when those things inevitably end, and I am here to tell you that it doesn’t suck.
April 29, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I have lived my life according to the principle of doing cool things and then doing other things when those things inevitably end, and I am here to tell you that it doesn’t suck.
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i laughed out loud at this review of a scarecrow owl i was gonna buy to scare away the horny pigeons at my window. this man has an anti pigeon jihad
April 13, 2024 at 4:11 AM
i laughed out loud at this review of a scarecrow owl i was gonna buy to scare away the horny pigeons at my window. this man has an anti pigeon jihad
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Hummingbirds: I shall sip nectar from this flower in a silent ballet.
Woodpeckers: I’MMA STAB THIS TREE WITH MY FACE-KNIFE!!!
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Woodpeckers: I’MMA STAB THIS TREE WITH MY FACE-KNIFE!!!
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February 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Hummingbirds: I shall sip nectar from this flower in a silent ballet.
Woodpeckers: I’MMA STAB THIS TREE WITH MY FACE-KNIFE!!!
🪶🌿
Woodpeckers: I’MMA STAB THIS TREE WITH MY FACE-KNIFE!!!
🪶🌿
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draw horse from fromt really hard....a timeless trouble
December 3, 2023 at 11:13 PM
draw horse from fromt really hard....a timeless trouble
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when we were in Minneapolis I saw one of my oldest childhood friends and his family and 20 years ago we were roommates briefly & I was not easily to live with when I was 19 and I guess he bided his time and then swiftly exacted his revenge two decades later by giving my four year old son a harmonica
January 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
when we were in Minneapolis I saw one of my oldest childhood friends and his family and 20 years ago we were roommates briefly & I was not easily to live with when I was 19 and I guess he bided his time and then swiftly exacted his revenge two decades later by giving my four year old son a harmonica
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slightly obsessed with this russian edition of the jungle books from 1927 with illustrations by vasily vatagin, been hunting for a copy for years and every time i stumble across more art from it my hunt is renewed
January 31, 2024 at 2:49 AM
slightly obsessed with this russian edition of the jungle books from 1927 with illustrations by vasily vatagin, been hunting for a copy for years and every time i stumble across more art from it my hunt is renewed
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single line from a poem that sticks in your head?
from anne carson i have
"Pity us, pity the ocean, here we go."
from anne carson i have
"Pity us, pity the ocean, here we go."
January 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
single line from a poem that sticks in your head?
from anne carson i have
"Pity us, pity the ocean, here we go."
from anne carson i have
"Pity us, pity the ocean, here we go."
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Scared of being roofied by the servants.
January 10, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Scared of being roofied by the servants.
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Dear friends, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com has tasked me with explaining Charles Dickens' 22 sequels to A Christmas Carol. As possibly the only person to have adapted every one in 200 years (as radio plays for Korean radio) and having gone insane in the process, I am uniquely qualified. 🧵
December 23, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Dear friends, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com has tasked me with explaining Charles Dickens' 22 sequels to A Christmas Carol. As possibly the only person to have adapted every one in 200 years (as radio plays for Korean radio) and having gone insane in the process, I am uniquely qualified. 🧵
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Ticketmaster forces you to scroll all the way down on the terms & conditions to accept Rose Bowl tickets, something that Ticketmaster itself must not have bothered to do
![End of the terms and conditions for the Tournament of Roses. There is a footnote which says "[JA1]Can we take this whole section out? We are not offering members re-sale on the site"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oafrik4tx7nkmqysa4kpnuv5/bafkreihixza34jpuywe7uf4io5526nfvcycl6rpafuxzeg2l77zv7sjmni@jpeg)
December 28, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Ticketmaster forces you to scroll all the way down on the terms & conditions to accept Rose Bowl tickets, something that Ticketmaster itself must not have bothered to do
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My friend Claudine is visiting so naturally we are discussing her amazing late cat, Finnigan and the greatest cat photo ever.
December 22, 2023 at 7:21 PM
My friend Claudine is visiting so naturally we are discussing her amazing late cat, Finnigan and the greatest cat photo ever.
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I had completely forgotten Barney Sumner’s post New Order band Bad Lieutenant. So unusually forgettable were they, in fact, that I was shocked to look up their first album on Wikipedia and find I’d been its Pitchfork reviewer.
December 22, 2023 at 11:47 PM
I had completely forgotten Barney Sumner’s post New Order band Bad Lieutenant. So unusually forgettable were they, in fact, that I was shocked to look up their first album on Wikipedia and find I’d been its Pitchfork reviewer.
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its time to come clean about my intentions toward u....
December 22, 2023 at 12:40 AM
its time to come clean about my intentions toward u....
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
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Love. ❄️ 1967. www.bukowskis.com/en/auctions/...
November 21, 2023 at 6:49 AM
Love. ❄️ 1967. www.bukowskis.com/en/auctions/...
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Erm..not sure that this is the message that we want to put across to our students, University of Aberdeen.
November 20, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Erm..not sure that this is the message that we want to put across to our students, University of Aberdeen.