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JMurphtone
@jmurphtone.bsky.social
Dad, Reader, Logophile, Aesthete, Flaneur, Jazz Head, Garage band yogi, respectable cook, Humanist
Psst. None of it is real.
May 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What can men do in the face of such reckless hate?
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
More like LollapalooZER

AmIright?
March 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I say I’m all killer but if I’m honest, there’s some filler
March 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I once had a brown plaid, pearl snap western shirt that was truly exceptional. It was small enough that I would only fit into it after narrowly surviving some medical condition with a high fatality rate. Ultimately, it was donated.
March 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I am straight up not having a good time being alive, bro.
March 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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war plans in bio
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I don't need anymore meds, what I need is less people interaction.
March 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Welcome to America. We’re powerless to stop school shootings but if a couple Tesla’s are set on fire The FBI gets involved
March 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I think my biggest music hang up is Bob Marley because I associate his music with frat boys and listening to Bob Marley for Jamaican music always seemed like the most Basic Bro thing imaginable.

But I heard a deep cut from Natty Dread on the radio and think I'm foolish.
March 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
March 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The past is done with us the moment we’re done with it
March 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Me: sitting alone

Door Dash: Heeey
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I am working out of a public library and there are a good number of people who seem to be on hard times using the facilities for various reasons like job searching, entertainment, charging peripherals, using the bathroom, etc., and I am struck by how important it is that libraries continue to exist
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The best thing about pre-ordering a book is I usually forget I’ve done it, so when it arrives it’s like getting a surprise present from someone who knows exactly what you wanted.
March 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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I will remind folks that if you think opinion articles are shitty, the best solution is to limit their reach. Simply share something good instead
March 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
How many times can one begin anew? If there is a limit it’s surely tied to our ability to accept and live the change.
March 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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testing a theory: every food can be paired with either hot sauce or peanut butter successfully. Can anyone present a compelling counter argument?
March 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Truly had never imagined when I failed out of physics grad school in 2008 and started selling One Piece fanart at anime convention artist alleys to help pay bills that I would end up in a career pivot that led to two Emmys 17 years later. Nuts.
March 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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I once knew a world class rummager. Could find pretty much anything in less than ten seconds without any particular method worked out
March 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Just saw a bull in a china shop. He was actually quite considerate and spatially aware
March 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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“Don’t get mad get even”-me lying down on the floor and flattening myself as much as possible
March 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
So, this is bluesky. How’s the neighborhood? Less authoritarian oligarch-y?
March 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don’t know how to work this newfangled thing
March 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM