J.M. Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Author. Museum Professional. Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Maniac. Gundam Weirdo.
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Sorcery! Espionage! Revenge! Stabbings! Romance! Horses! More Stabbings!
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
There are certain films that are just meant to be shown in black & white.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There are certain films that are just meant to be shown in black & white.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
Sorcery! Espionage! Revenge! Stabbings! Romance! Horses! More Stabbings!
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sorcery! Espionage! Revenge! Stabbings! Romance! Horses! More Stabbings!
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
Holiday movie and holiday Martini.
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Holiday movie and holiday Martini.
Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula is a Christmas movie. No, I will not be taking any questions at this time.
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula is a Christmas movie. No, I will not be taking any questions at this time.
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Every good fantasy novel needs a map, and mine is no exception. Read The Embers In The Tall Grass, now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every good fantasy novel needs a map, and mine is no exception. Read The Embers In The Tall Grass, now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
"I'm the goddamn Batgamemnon."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzw2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzw2...
The Odyssey | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"I'm the goddamn Batgamemnon."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzw2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzw2...
Do you like magic? Do you like intrigue? Do you like horses? Check out my new barbarian spy novel, available on Kindle Direct just in time for the ChristmaChanuKwanzaa season!
#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
www.amazon.ca/Embers-Tall-...
#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
www.amazon.ca/Embers-Tall-...
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Do you like magic? Do you like intrigue? Do you like horses? Check out my new barbarian spy novel, available on Kindle Direct just in time for the ChristmaChanuKwanzaa season!
#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
www.amazon.ca/Embers-Tall-...
#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
www.amazon.ca/Embers-Tall-...
Now available on Kindle Direct! A gripping tale of magic, espionage, intrigue, violence, revenge, and horses!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
The Embers In The Tall Grass: A Story Of The Steppe Peoples
Amazon.com: The Embers In The Tall Grass: A Story Of The Steppe Peoples eBook : Kirkness, J.M.: Kindle Store
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December 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Now available on Kindle Direct! A gripping tale of magic, espionage, intrigue, violence, revenge, and horses!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
Ohhh- I just realized that the big Carlo Rossi jugs that all the Portuguese customers at my old LCBO liked aren't going to be available because of the boycott. This is going to be a rough holiday up at Stockyards this year.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ohhh- I just realized that the big Carlo Rossi jugs that all the Portuguese customers at my old LCBO liked aren't going to be available because of the boycott. This is going to be a rough holiday up at Stockyards this year.
Dang, I forgot how good John C. Reilly was in Skull Island.
a man with a beard has the words " cause it sounds neat " on his face
ALT: a man with a beard has the words " cause it sounds neat " on his face
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December 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Dang, I forgot how good John C. Reilly was in Skull Island.
Reposted by J.M. Kirkness
Yeah, while you're at it, why don't you just call it the Trump-Washington Monument? Or the Trump-Lincoln Memorial? Maybe you got a horse you want to appoint as senator, too?
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Yeah, while you're at it, why don't you just call it the Trump-Washington Monument? Or the Trump-Lincoln Memorial? Maybe you got a horse you want to appoint as senator, too?
Possibly the best example of the "Sexy Christmas" genre of Christmas songs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qE...
Community - Annie's Christmas Song S3E10
YouTube video by Daniel Manley
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December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Possibly the best example of the "Sexy Christmas" genre of Christmas songs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0qE...
Drinking a Martini and watching a film that I have definitely seen more than six times.
a man and a woman are dancing together in a room while a man says `` good morning '' .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a room while a man says `` good morning '' .
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December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Drinking a Martini and watching a film that I have definitely seen more than six times.
Remember to live your life in a way that you don't have a bunch of muppets singing about what a piece of shit you are every time you leave the house.
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Remember to live your life in a way that you don't have a bunch of muppets singing about what a piece of shit you are every time you leave the house.
Say what you want about the Riverbottom Nightmare Band, but at least they're inclusive. Mammals, amphibians and fish performing together? You may not like their music, but you have to respect their unity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c...
Riverbottom Nightmare Band | Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas | The Jim Henson Company
YouTube video by The Jim Henson Company
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December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Say what you want about the Riverbottom Nightmare Band, but at least they're inclusive. Mammals, amphibians and fish performing together? You may not like their music, but you have to respect their unity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c...
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I spent exactly half an hour apartment hunting in Toronto yesterday, blacked out, and when I woke up I'd made this video.
youtu.be/I7nRoVToQPA
youtu.be/I7nRoVToQPA
I’m Your Future Toronto Landlord, And I Will Destroy You
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I spent exactly half an hour apartment hunting in Toronto yesterday, blacked out, and when I woke up I'd made this video.
youtu.be/I7nRoVToQPA
youtu.be/I7nRoVToQPA
A joyful Folgers Incest Commercial to all who observe.
a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
ALT: a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
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December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A joyful Folgers Incest Commercial to all who observe.
Every so often, I just like to think about the work of Ivan Bilibin.
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upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every so often, I just like to think about the work of Ivan Bilibin.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
Oh, I love all the great American songwriting duos- George & Ira Gershwin, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Lerner & Loewe...um...Lieber & Stoller...Leopold & Loeb...
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh, I love all the great American songwriting duos- George & Ira Gershwin, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Lerner & Loewe...um...Lieber & Stoller...Leopold & Loeb...
Re-watching The Death of Stalin. Extremely funny, but it's also important that Iannucci doesn't gloss over how much of a sick fuck Lavrentiy Beria was. And that's even going by the standards of Stalin, Khrushchev, etc.
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Re-watching The Death of Stalin. Extremely funny, but it's also important that Iannucci doesn't gloss over how much of a sick fuck Lavrentiy Beria was. And that's even going by the standards of Stalin, Khrushchev, etc.
It's flying something behind it...I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner... and it says... Happy... Thanks... Giving... From... W...K...R...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's flying something behind it...I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner... and it says... Happy... Thanks... Giving... From... W...K...R...
m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...
m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...
Naturally, I am pleased with the result, but this is also an incredible image:
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November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Naturally, I am pleased with the result, but this is also an incredible image:
i.guim.co.uk/img/media/32...
i.guim.co.uk/img/media/32...
This entire album was basically the aural equivalent of a Francis Bacon painting.
If that's not your thing, that's okay, but it's probably not for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoVb...
If that's not your thing, that's okay, but it's probably not for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoVb...
The Fall - Winter (Hostel-Maxi)
YouTube video by Fred Cambon
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This entire album was basically the aural equivalent of a Francis Bacon painting.
If that's not your thing, that's okay, but it's probably not for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoVb...
If that's not your thing, that's okay, but it's probably not for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoVb...