J.M. "Samson the Sadducee Strangler" Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Museum Professional. Unemployed Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Deviant. Gundam Weirdo. Drain On Society.
Author of The Embers In The Tall Grass. Now available on Kindle Direct: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
Author of The Embers In The Tall Grass. Now available on Kindle Direct: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
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Read the exciting new Steppe Romantasy/Violent Horse Girl/Barbarian Spy Novel everyone is talking about!
The Embers In The Tall Grass by J.M. Kirkness- now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
The Embers In The Tall Grass by J.M. Kirkness- now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
If you are driving a mobility vehicle or device (motorized or not) in a bike lane, cool- that is where you should be. I might pass you when it's safe, but you absolutely have a right to use the lane.
If I see a delivery robot in the bike lane, I'm kicking it the fuck over.
If I see a delivery robot in the bike lane, I'm kicking it the fuck over.
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If you are driving a mobility vehicle or device (motorized or not) in a bike lane, cool- that is where you should be. I might pass you when it's safe, but you absolutely have a right to use the lane.
If I see a delivery robot in the bike lane, I'm kicking it the fuck over.
If I see a delivery robot in the bike lane, I'm kicking it the fuck over.
Well, I definitely have a cold.
Current mood:
Current mood:
February 17, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Well, I definitely have a cold.
Current mood:
Current mood:
Good Lord, this show is amazing. Even the opening credits make me choke up a little.
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Good Lord, this show is amazing. Even the opening credits make me choke up a little.
Ever eat a heavy meal just slightly too fast and then get that feeling like you might be about to die?
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Ever eat a heavy meal just slightly too fast and then get that feeling like you might be about to die?
I just got a new duvet and new pillows, and they are *amazing*.
I am officially sleepmaxxing. I am fully restpilled.
I am officially sleepmaxxing. I am fully restpilled.
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I just got a new duvet and new pillows, and they are *amazing*.
I am officially sleepmaxxing. I am fully restpilled.
I am officially sleepmaxxing. I am fully restpilled.
So, I'm catching up on my Drag Race (I was nearly homeless last year, so I missed some shit), and I'm just at the Betsey Johnson design challenge.
Gurl, we talk about queer sports but I am fucking locked in like it's Arsenal in the 2006 Champion's League final.
Gurl, we talk about queer sports but I am fucking locked in like it's Arsenal in the 2006 Champion's League final.
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
So, I'm catching up on my Drag Race (I was nearly homeless last year, so I missed some shit), and I'm just at the Betsey Johnson design challenge.
Gurl, we talk about queer sports but I am fucking locked in like it's Arsenal in the 2006 Champion's League final.
Gurl, we talk about queer sports but I am fucking locked in like it's Arsenal in the 2006 Champion's League final.
I was never a real Dawson's Creek watcher, but I loved the Beek as himself in one of the best comedies of the 'teems. You will be missed. #jamesvanderbeek #don'ttrusttheb
a man and a woman are dancing in front of a table with a laptop on it .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in front of a table with a laptop on it .
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February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I was never a real Dawson's Creek watcher, but I loved the Beek as himself in one of the best comedies of the 'teems. You will be missed. #jamesvanderbeek #don'ttrusttheb
Liberal Americans right about now:
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Liberal Americans right about now:
Hey, kids! Who's ready to go shopping at the MOST DISAPPOINTING STORE EVER?
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Hey, kids! Who's ready to go shopping at the MOST DISAPPOINTING STORE EVER?
ali baba and the 40 thieves
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
ali baba and the 40 thieves
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
"Ohara Bushi" (Apple Blossom Song) is one of the standards of Tsugaru-style shamisen playing from the northern tip of Aomori prefecture. It is somewhat more emphatic than southern shamisen styles, with a more forward vocal technique.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asfc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asfc...
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
"Ohara Bushi" (Apple Blossom Song) is one of the standards of Tsugaru-style shamisen playing from the northern tip of Aomori prefecture. It is somewhat more emphatic than southern shamisen styles, with a more forward vocal technique.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asfc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asfc...
In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say Butlerian Jihad now, Butlerian Jihad tomorrow, Butlerian Jihad forever!
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say Butlerian Jihad now, Butlerian Jihad tomorrow, Butlerian Jihad forever!
Oh, damn- Journal With Witch is really, really good.
But, also- me when I'm watching it:
But, also- me when I'm watching it:
a man in a yellow shirt is pointing at something
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is pointing at something
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February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Oh, damn- Journal With Witch is really, really good.
But, also- me when I'm watching it:
But, also- me when I'm watching it:
We have now officially reached the time of year when Toronto begins to look like a regional capital in the Soviet Union circa 1978.
I call it Soviet Torontostan. It usually lasts until around May 1st.
I call it Soviet Torontostan. It usually lasts until around May 1st.
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We have now officially reached the time of year when Toronto begins to look like a regional capital in the Soviet Union circa 1978.
I call it Soviet Torontostan. It usually lasts until around May 1st.
I call it Soviet Torontostan. It usually lasts until around May 1st.
This dog definitely thinks she's better than me.
You know what? She probably is.
You know what? She probably is.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This dog definitely thinks she's better than me.
You know what? She probably is.
You know what? She probably is.
Wow, the wind outside of my apartment is HOWLING right now.
If the ghost of one of my exes turns up asking to be let in because they're cold, I'm going to pretend I'm not home.
If the ghost of one of my exes turns up asking to be let in because they're cold, I'm going to pretend I'm not home.
a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .
ALT: a woman with red hair is singing into a microphone in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Wow, the wind outside of my apartment is HOWLING right now.
If the ghost of one of my exes turns up asking to be let in because they're cold, I'm going to pretend I'm not home.
If the ghost of one of my exes turns up asking to be let in because they're cold, I'm going to pretend I'm not home.
This is who runs this account:
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
This is who runs this account:
Aw, dang- this episode of Frieren is going to make me cry again, isn't it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Aw, dang- this episode of Frieren is going to make me cry again, isn't it.
There was so much bad music being made in the late '90s, it's almost easy to forget that In the Aeroplane Over the Sea was released in 1998.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
King of Carrot Flowers Pt. 1
YouTube video by Neutral Milk Hotel - Topic
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February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
There was so much bad music being made in the late '90s, it's almost easy to forget that In the Aeroplane Over the Sea was released in 1998.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
I think I may have food poisoning, but if I ask my doctor, they'll probably say something like, "Your regular diet is functionally the same as food poisoning. Some of this stuff isn't even food!"
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I think I may have food poisoning, but if I ask my doctor, they'll probably say something like, "Your regular diet is functionally the same as food poisoning. Some of this stuff isn't even food!"
Not even a joke, now- I am fucking done with being delayed because people on Roncesvalles are apparently too stupid to not park their cars in the way of the streetcar tracks.
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Not even a joke, now- I am fucking done with being delayed because people on Roncesvalles are apparently too stupid to not park their cars in the way of the streetcar tracks.
Look- I have no idea if the president did or did not actually shit himself, but the people around him and his staff certainly acted like he did.
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Look- I have no idea if the president did or did not actually shit himself, but the people around him and his staff certainly acted like he did.
Got arrested at Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got arrested at Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
If they ever attempt another version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I have no strong opinions on casting except that Matt Berry should absolutely play Zaphod Beeblebrox.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
If they ever attempt another version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I have no strong opinions on casting except that Matt Berry should absolutely play Zaphod Beeblebrox.