J.M. Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Author. Museum Professional. Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Maniac. Gundam Weirdo.
Oh, she's just a bunch of hot air!
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oh, she's just a bunch of hot air!
That's Jesuits for you.
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's Jesuits for you.
Yeah- many Orions haven't been pirates in over...five years!
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah- many Orions haven't been pirates in over...five years!
The Alpha Male paperwork alone is a huge time suck.
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Alpha Male paperwork alone is a huge time suck.
HOW DARE YOU! SHE WAS NAMED FOR ADMIRAL SIR WILLIAM MELCHIOR MONKEY! HE WAS A KEY FIGURE IN THE WAR OF THE AUSTRIAN SUCCESSION (and also a monkey)
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
HOW DARE YOU! SHE WAS NAMED FOR ADMIRAL SIR WILLIAM MELCHIOR MONKEY! HE WAS A KEY FIGURE IN THE WAR OF THE AUSTRIAN SUCCESSION (and also a monkey)
Also why O Holy Night is such a cool carol:
Chains shall He break
For the slave is our brother
And in His name
All oppression shall cease
Chains shall He break
For the slave is our brother
And in His name
All oppression shall cease
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Also why O Holy Night is such a cool carol:
Chains shall He break
For the slave is our brother
And in His name
All oppression shall cease
Chains shall He break
For the slave is our brother
And in His name
All oppression shall cease
Keep forging those chains in life there, Donald.
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Keep forging those chains in life there, Donald.
Use a grater or microplane.
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Use a grater or microplane.
I mean, you're not a Methodist!
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I mean, you're not a Methodist!
Padre, if you're not just a little drunk during your Christmas morning service, are you really celebrating the birth of the Savior?
December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Padre, if you're not just a little drunk during your Christmas morning service, are you really celebrating the birth of the Savior?
Sure, they'll need to call one of these the USS Trump, but what are they going to call the others? The "USS Drone Magnet"? The "USS Future Reef"? The "USS We Coulda Had Free Healthcare"?
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sure, they'll need to call one of these the USS Trump, but what are they going to call the others? The "USS Drone Magnet"? The "USS Future Reef"? The "USS We Coulda Had Free Healthcare"?
I love the smell of roasting chestnuts at a holiday market (garden).
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I love the smell of roasting chestnuts at a holiday market (garden).
And I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
And I am right, and you are right, and all is right as right can be.
Yeah, I'm much more comfortable saying Katharine Hepburn was the Gary Oldman of her generation.
December 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Yeah, I'm much more comfortable saying Katharine Hepburn was the Gary Oldman of her generation.
Other than the fact that nobody in 12th century Anjou had a Christmas tree or wrapped Christmas presents, The Lion In Winter is a wonderful film, and everybody in it is simply acting their asses off.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Other than the fact that nobody in 12th century Anjou had a Christmas tree or wrapped Christmas presents, The Lion In Winter is a wonderful film, and everybody in it is simply acting their asses off.
I've always heard the French chore coat called a "bleu de travail."
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I've always heard the French chore coat called a "bleu de travail."
Pretty much, yeah.
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Pretty much, yeah.
