J.M. Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Author. Museum Professional. Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Maniac. Gundam Weirdo.
Honestly, the dog looks more like Johnny Ramone.
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January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Honestly, the dog looks more like Johnny Ramone.
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The last drink I had in 2025 was water. The bitter water of disappointment and regret.
The first drink I had in 2026 was beer. The delicious beer of joy and hopefulness.
The first drink I had in 2026 was beer. The delicious beer of joy and hopefulness.
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
The last drink I had in 2025 was water. The bitter water of disappointment and regret.
The first drink I had in 2026 was beer. The delicious beer of joy and hopefulness.
The first drink I had in 2026 was beer. The delicious beer of joy and hopefulness.
Watching South Pacific, and it always cracks me up how close the actual "Nothin' Like A Dame" number is to "No Dames" from Hail, Caesar!
We might see an octopussy
Or a half a dozen clams
We might even see a moimaid
But moimaids got no gams!
NOOO GAMMMS
We might see an octopussy
Or a half a dozen clams
We might even see a moimaid
But moimaids got no gams!
NOOO GAMMMS
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Watching South Pacific, and it always cracks me up how close the actual "Nothin' Like A Dame" number is to "No Dames" from Hail, Caesar!
We might see an octopussy
Or a half a dozen clams
We might even see a moimaid
But moimaids got no gams!
NOOO GAMMMS
We might see an octopussy
Or a half a dozen clams
We might even see a moimaid
But moimaids got no gams!
NOOO GAMMMS
Going into 2026 like:
December 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Going into 2026 like:
Oh...ooops!
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December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh...ooops!
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I think my grandmother managed to get away with it because she was in the American Red Cross, but she also used to wear heels instead of flats until one of her superiors busted her.
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think my grandmother managed to get away with it because she was in the American Red Cross, but she also used to wear heels instead of flats until one of her superiors busted her.
Back then you had to actually go someplace and watch them build an insane castle or something.
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December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Back then you had to actually go someplace and watch them build an insane castle or something.
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Nearly half the perfect albums from the 90s were produced by Daniel Lanois. This one wasn't, but it's still perfect:
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December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nearly half the perfect albums from the 90s were produced by Daniel Lanois. This one wasn't, but it's still perfect:
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There are certain films that are just meant to be shown in black & white.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There are certain films that are just meant to be shown in black & white.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
Casablanca. À bout de souffle. M. Seven Samurai. Night of the Hunter. Dr. Strangelove. Godzilla Minus One.
Sorcery! Espionage! Revenge! Stabbings! Romance! Horses! More Stabbings!
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
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My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
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December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sorcery! Espionage! Revenge! Stabbings! Romance! Horses! More Stabbings!
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
Holiday movie and holiday Martini.
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Holiday movie and holiday Martini.
Every good fantasy novel needs a map, and mine is no exception. Read The Embers In The Tall Grass, now available on Kindle Direct!
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December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every good fantasy novel needs a map, and mine is no exception. Read The Embers In The Tall Grass, now available on Kindle Direct!
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Pretty much, yeah.
December 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Pretty much, yeah.
Do you like magic? Do you like intrigue? Do you like horses? Check out my new barbarian spy novel, available on Kindle Direct just in time for the ChristmaChanuKwanzaa season!
#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
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#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
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December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Do you like magic? Do you like intrigue? Do you like horses? Check out my new barbarian spy novel, available on Kindle Direct just in time for the ChristmaChanuKwanzaa season!
#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
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#NewAuthor #DebutNovel #BookSky
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You used to be able to buy Hudson Bay Company point blanket coats like that. Of course, now the Hudson Bay Company no longer exists.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You used to be able to buy Hudson Bay Company point blanket coats like that. Of course, now the Hudson Bay Company no longer exists.
Every so often, I just like to think about the work of Ivan Bilibin.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every so often, I just like to think about the work of Ivan Bilibin.
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It's flying something behind it...I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner... and it says... Happy... Thanks... Giving... From... W...K...R...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's flying something behind it...I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner... and it says... Happy... Thanks... Giving... From... W...K...R...
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Naturally, I am pleased with the result, but this is also an incredible image:
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November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Naturally, I am pleased with the result, but this is also an incredible image:
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Sure, you know about UC Gundam. But do you know about Colombian telenovela UC Gundam?
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Sure, you know about UC Gundam. But do you know about Colombian telenovela UC Gundam?