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anodynesix.bsky.social
Cassie tries to fetch a tree.
A tawny chinook dog (Cassie) tries to gnaw on a large tree branch with her eyes toward the sky while standing in fallen leaves before a paved path through a park.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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caglecats.bsky.social
Taro is now a Snail
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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cait.bsky.social
and a blep morning to you as well
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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indianajoanna.bsky.social
Happy #caturday from a little black hole in a big black bag.
Black cloth shopping bag on a floor with the head of a cat poking out facing the camera, a look of craziness in its eyes.
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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annieandjoe.bsky.social
❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But this lap is so delightful...

🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶❄️🎶
Ginger cat is sitting on a lap covered with a red plaid blanket.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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veronicaf.bsky.social
I almost got the best photo of Crumpet this morning, and instead I got an excellent photo of Cosette about to headbutt him.
A very stunning grey tabby cat, crouched, looking at me. Photobombing the shot is Cosette, a small tabby calico about to headbutt him.
October 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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meanlouise.bsky.social
#MondayMotivation
Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall YOU LOOK GREAT. YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP. YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS. THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED TONES
October 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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dly.bsky.social
when 4 Non Blondes said “what’s goin’ on?!?!” I felt that
October 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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parkinkatt.bsky.social
MUST EXPLOR
Photo of a ginger and white cat on the top shelf of a kitchen cupboard.
October 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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numb.comfortab.ly
Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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October 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
jlwhite.bsky.social
The best thing you can do with a cat is give them a name that sounds like a diminutive so that all your friends can each make up their own full name
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
jlwhite.bsky.social
Seeing a Kirk mentioned on my timeline and it's always a minute of squinting to tell if it's Star Trek or asshole
September 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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davewagner.bsky.social
it is finally happening: the government is making good vibes about Chancleta mandatory.

you must only say nice things about Chancleta. even, and especially, if they are not true.

this is a law. congress passed it.

do not quote Chancleta. if Chancleta said anything distasteful, no he didn't.
An orange and white cat looks forward to hearing only good things
September 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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gobycat10.bsky.social
Sometimes I need a hand pillow#BlueSkyCats #CatsOfBlueSky #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily #Cats #CatWorldDomination
Goby, a fluffy ginger cat, being held by a man with his head in the man’s hand. His right eye is open and his left is half closed.
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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torachan.bsky.social
Chonker.
A very large orange cat stretched out on a sofa.
September 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble." "But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg. "That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.”
August 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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etvpod.bsky.social
The phrase “Meta Ethics” showed up on my trending tab which got me super excited because hey maybe a new grounding for moral truth was discovered. But no, just some bullshit about Meta and Taylor Swift. Not a single illuminating conceptual analysis in sight. How dare they appropriate our words. SMDH
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Did you call me?
A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes and a red polka-dot bow tie, sitting on a cat tower shelf and looking directly at the camera as if to say, “Did you call me?”
August 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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benansell.bsky.social Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · Jul 25
You: pornbots keep randomly following me on Bluesky

Me, an intellectual: pornbots are citing my books on Google Scholar
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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princessluna.bsky.social
Treets for an bavfe gurl whomst is notte afrayed and defiantly didnot hiss at vacoome cleener monstre.
“Treat for a brave girl who is not afraid and definitely didn’t hiss at the vacuum cleaner.” Tuxedo cat sitting on the floor.
August 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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cait.bsky.social
he is literally wearing my shoe
orange cat on a wood floor with one foot in a loafer
August 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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herfelinehighness.bsky.social
I was only trying to help.
That dough was misbehaving and I set it right.

-Macie

#CatLife #CatsOfBluesky #Cats
Macie, a brown tabby cat, lounging on a black bed.
August 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
jlwhite.bsky.social
I never understood the 'make the same comment as everyone else' tendency before tbh, but I think I've fallen into it solely so I can convince myself my account isn't dead
August 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jlwhite.bsky.social
Is there any particular reason that those tester pots for paint have been replaced by the worst rollers imaginable
August 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
jlwhite.bsky.social
DIY people terrify me, every time I have to do a small repair I am convinced for a week after the roof's about to collapse
August 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM