Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar.
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
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How can you frighten a man whose hunger is not only in his own cramped stomach but in the wretched bellies of his children? You can't scare him – he has known a fear beyond every other.
I just had a chick block me on a dating app because she asked what people should read more of and I said
“stop signs” 🥴
“stop signs” 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I just had a chick block me on a dating app because she asked what people should read more of and I said
“stop signs” 🥴
“stop signs” 🥴
This is hilarious 😆
Shane Gillis’s Wildest Impression Yet!!!🤣🤣🤣#shanegillis #comedy #mssp #donaldtrump #sketchcomedy
YouTube video by CANCEL ME COMEDY
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November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is hilarious 😆
Republicans really are idiotic. Caught in the past and warped by marijuana madness. Absolutely disgusting. They just shot them selves AGAIN in the foot. 2026 is going to wipe out the GOP
Congress just killed the 28 billion dollar THC and hemp market.
Alcohol lobbyists getting their money’s worth.
Alcohol lobbyists getting their money’s worth.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Republicans really are idiotic. Caught in the past and warped by marijuana madness. Absolutely disgusting. They just shot them selves AGAIN in the foot. 2026 is going to wipe out the GOP
I’m feeling down today. Maybe Trump getting throw in prison will cheer me up, I dunno.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m feeling down today. Maybe Trump getting throw in prison will cheer me up, I dunno.
Looks like dozy Don is dreaming of americas destruction in the most horrific way
Top left: bored. Top right: pretending to care. Bottom left: astral projection. Bottom right: full reboot.
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Looks like dozy Don is dreaming of americas destruction in the most horrific way
In 2024, the U.S. had approximately 322,000 properties with foreclosure filings, and through the first half of 2025, there were around 188,000 properties, putting the year on track to surpass 2024's total.
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In 2024, the U.S. had approximately 322,000 properties with foreclosure filings, and through the first half of 2025, there were around 188,000 properties, putting the year on track to surpass 2024's total.
Russia is a terrorist state and Putin’s death will be marked as a worldwide holiday. He is a poison on this world. A stain. A blemish to be removed.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Russia is a terrorist state and Putin’s death will be marked as a worldwide holiday. He is a poison on this world. A stain. A blemish to be removed.
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Tonight’s elections will send Trump into a hate filled spiral. Well done, indeed. He will reap what he sows. All that anger can’t be good for his heart….
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Tonight’s elections will send Trump into a hate filled spiral. Well done, indeed. He will reap what he sows. All that anger can’t be good for his heart….
How many virtuosos were lost because they could not afford an instrument? How many scholars lost because they could not afford a book? How many genius’s lost because they could not afford schooling?
People aren’t the problem. Poverty is the problem. Greed has poisoned mankind.
People aren’t the problem. Poverty is the problem. Greed has poisoned mankind.
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How many virtuosos were lost because they could not afford an instrument? How many scholars lost because they could not afford a book? How many genius’s lost because they could not afford schooling?
People aren’t the problem. Poverty is the problem. Greed has poisoned mankind.
People aren’t the problem. Poverty is the problem. Greed has poisoned mankind.
The Trump regime’s tactic of doing one thing then turning around and lying about it the next day worked back in the day. Now we have social media receipts and video footage. They just look fucking stupid. Lying pieces of shit.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Trump regime’s tactic of doing one thing then turning around and lying about it the next day worked back in the day. Now we have social media receipts and video footage. They just look fucking stupid. Lying pieces of shit.
If I could shout one thing to Trump:
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If I could shout one thing to Trump:
Them: daylight savings time will be easy to adjust to.
Me:
Me:
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Them: daylight savings time will be easy to adjust to.
Me:
Me:
The last phrase uttered by several GOP members before being thrown in the slammer!
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The last phrase uttered by several GOP members before being thrown in the slammer!
War is a result of politicians failing.
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
War is a result of politicians failing.
Remember kids, a million “no’s” and one “yes” is still a yes, especially if you’re a rapist or a cop.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Remember kids, a million “no’s” and one “yes” is still a yes, especially if you’re a rapist or a cop.
Walter, Trump is a horrid piece of shit that will stop at nothing to attain and retain power. He deserves no sanctuary and will forever be known as America’s first dictator.
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Walter, Trump is a horrid piece of shit that will stop at nothing to attain and retain power. He deserves no sanctuary and will forever be known as America’s first dictator.
Calling Americans who protest and “antifa” terrorists is kinda like the new “whoever smelt it, dealt it”
Master projectionists.
Master projectionists.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Calling Americans who protest and “antifa” terrorists is kinda like the new “whoever smelt it, dealt it”
Master projectionists.
Master projectionists.
How can you frighten a man whose hunger is not only in his own cramped stomach but in the wretched bellies of his children? You can't scare him – he has known a fear beyond every other.
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How can you frighten a man whose hunger is not only in his own cramped stomach but in the wretched bellies of his children? You can't scare him – he has known a fear beyond every other.
Clearly the best flavor and yes, I’ve tried them all
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Clearly the best flavor and yes, I’ve tried them all
I take pride in being 0.001% of the human population that leaves the tv on an odd volume that doesn’t end in 5. Yes…I am something of a monster 👹
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I take pride in being 0.001% of the human population that leaves the tv on an odd volume that doesn’t end in 5. Yes…I am something of a monster 👹
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6/7 friend requests I just got were spam account.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
6/7 friend requests I just got were spam account.
If you don’t think people will support a man and his Nazi beliefs because he does something else they like, let me tell you about a guy name Walt Disney.
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you don’t think people will support a man and his Nazi beliefs because he does something else they like, let me tell you about a guy name Walt Disney.
Let’s Go Bears 🐻
October 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Let’s Go Bears 🐻
I don’t give a rats ass how Trump is removed from office. Same goes for his sycophantic followers. He has caused so much destruction and misery there isn’t anything more a Russian plant could have possibly done. Fuck trump and fuck MAGA 😡
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don’t give a rats ass how Trump is removed from office. Same goes for his sycophantic followers. He has caused so much destruction and misery there isn’t anything more a Russian plant could have possibly done. Fuck trump and fuck MAGA 😡