Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar.
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
Hopefully they are televised or at least public trials.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hopefully they are televised or at least public trials.
If I could shout one thing to Trump:
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If I could shout one thing to Trump:
Them: daylight savings time will be easy to adjust to.
Me:
Me:
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Them: daylight savings time will be easy to adjust to.
Me:
Me:
The last phrase uttered by several GOP members before being thrown in the slammer!
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The last phrase uttered by several GOP members before being thrown in the slammer!
Quality costume!
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Quality costume!
Walter, Trump is a horrid piece of shit that will stop at nothing to attain and retain power. He deserves no sanctuary and will forever be known as America’s first dictator.
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Walter, Trump is a horrid piece of shit that will stop at nothing to attain and retain power. He deserves no sanctuary and will forever be known as America’s first dictator.
Clearly the best flavor and yes, I’ve tried them all
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Clearly the best flavor and yes, I’ve tried them all
Got my latest ever spam call at 10:20pm. At some point you cease to be a human being and just become a rat. A starving rat.
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Got my latest ever spam call at 10:20pm. At some point you cease to be a human being and just become a rat. A starving rat.
I like the ones that think they can speak English but struggle to say their own fake name
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I like the ones that think they can speak English but struggle to say their own fake name
The rage inside of me burns with the furious intensity of a thousand suns. Anger is a gift.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The rage inside of me burns with the furious intensity of a thousand suns. Anger is a gift.
I love when I get double spam calls and then let them duel it out with each other #IndianScammers
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I love when I get double spam calls and then let them duel it out with each other #IndianScammers
I moved all my plants 🪴 inside due to colder weather coming in and there’s a small Gray Tree frog hiding on the philodendron. Not sure if I should release it outside tomorrow when the peak will be low 70°Fs or provide lodging until next spring…..
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I moved all my plants 🪴 inside due to colder weather coming in and there’s a small Gray Tree frog hiding on the philodendron. Not sure if I should release it outside tomorrow when the peak will be low 70°Fs or provide lodging until next spring…..
Yo, listen! Ya here dat? Killers in za jungle. Killers in za jungle. Killers in za jungle. Yo, listen! Ya hear dat?
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yo, listen! Ya here dat? Killers in za jungle. Killers in za jungle. Killers in za jungle. Yo, listen! Ya hear dat?
No child can beat the Grinch!
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No child can beat the Grinch!