Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar.
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
It’s accurate because bats are mammals and produce milk. Mmmm bat milk.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s accurate because bats are mammals and produce milk. Mmmm bat milk.
Is that Hunt with a C?
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is that Hunt with a C?
I’ll take a communist mayor over a dictator president any day of the week.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ll take a communist mayor over a dictator president any day of the week.
His name was Will Step? Who writes these headlines?
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
His name was Will Step? Who writes these headlines?
Ponderosa pine, OOOOoooo
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ponderosa pine, OOOOoooo
They give snakes a bad name!
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
They give snakes a bad name!
Hard to not know about the person your raping
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hard to not know about the person your raping
This is called corruption. Why is he not in prison?
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is called corruption. Why is he not in prison?
They didn’t pray hard enough
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They didn’t pray hard enough
Fuck this racist piece of shit. The only thing smaller than his brain is his heart
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Fuck this racist piece of shit. The only thing smaller than his brain is his heart
How dare they exercise their first amendment right!? The audacity…..
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How dare they exercise their first amendment right!? The audacity…..
Don’t forget to mention he was a staunch Trump supporter
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don’t forget to mention he was a staunch Trump supporter
Is this a directive from the fat sack of shit in office?
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is this a directive from the fat sack of shit in office?
Similar to what the US is doing in the Gulf of Mexico. Absolutely disgusting and abhorrent.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Similar to what the US is doing in the Gulf of Mexico. Absolutely disgusting and abhorrent.