Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
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Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar.

You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.

I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.

My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Them: daylight savings time will be easy to adjust to.

Me:
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Walter, Trump is a horrid piece of shit that will stop at nothing to attain and retain power. He deserves no sanctuary and will forever be known as America’s first dictator.
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No child can beat the Grinch!
September 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM