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Jonathan Lazo
@jlazo.bsky.social
Watches too many movies, has dumb opinons

LBD: https://boxd.it/1cIe1
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"Barron Trump, I hear you have a very famous father....

And your father is DEAD."
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New Pope killing the dreams of Pizzaballa
a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap is sitting at a table and talking to another man .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap is sitting at a table and talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sonny Weaver Jr would’ve gotten a better deal in this Browns and Jaguars trade
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Movie journalists around the world right now...
March 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Good morning. Let's fucking go.
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Rolling into the horrors of 2025 with the energy the late great David Lynch would want me to
a woman sitting at a desk with the words " and when you became denise i told all of your colleagues " below her
Alt: David Lynch supporting a trans woman by saying he told her colleagues who might have an issue with her to “fix their hearts of die”
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When you’re playing a ton of Pokemon Go and listening to GNX on loop
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Sol with the gun show and I love that for him #Survivor
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
So the torch of overwhelming sentimental fan favorite is now passed to Teeny right? #Survivor
November 21, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Bro what did Andy did to these editors for them to do him like this #Survivor
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I have now seen Mike Tyson’s ass a truly distressing number of times.
November 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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People keep telling me to catch up MY OLD ASS on Prime Video but Netflix is streaming it tonight.
November 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
November 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Bringing back Shinsuke and not hitting his music feels like a crime #Smackdown
November 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
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You know that part in BACK TO THE FUTURE where Doc Brown is incredulous about the idea of Ronald Reagan as president, and rattles off a ridiculous list of other potential high-ranking officials?
I feel like we’re living that every day now.
November 15, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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listen if this site continues to not push big fucking AI slop services in unblockable banners at the top and it's not owned by an egomaniacal poster-wannabe i'll put up with occasional service hiccups.
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Absolutely nothing and it remains one of my great life achievements
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Kicking things up a notch:

The Snyderverse largely sucked and Superman should be appealing to young people
Quick stress test to see how big this site has gotten:

The Last Jedi is good
November 12, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Signs of growing and evolving taste: the Black Panther news is maybe only the 3rd coolest thing in this answer. Denzel as Othello and Lear?! Sign me the fuck up
Denzel Washington says that Ryan Coogler is currently writing a role for him in the next “Black Panther” film
November 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Funny thing about moving to Harris County Texas is the voting stickers all reflect the only sensible choice for president
November 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Stole this fantastic comic from @jcbedgar.bsky.social
November 5, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM