Jonathan Lazo
@jlazo.bsky.social
And the Emmy for Best Fart goes to….
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
And the Emmy for Best Fart goes to….
No spoilers but it is quite a good season!
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
No spoilers but it is quite a good season!
Too hazardous probably
May 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Too hazardous probably
“Good riddance women, peace, and security” is about as tidy a summation of the administration’s goals as it gets
April 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Good riddance women, peace, and security” is about as tidy a summation of the administration’s goals as it gets
Is Elon going to send his board of directors an email about what he did well this quarter in order to keep his job or
April 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is Elon going to send his board of directors an email about what he did well this quarter in order to keep his job or
There’s a couple moments I would almost call classy jump scares but in that case I’d say it peaks at a 6
April 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
There’s a couple moments I would almost call classy jump scares but in that case I’d say it peaks at a 6
Like 60% of the time it operates at a 4 and then there is a concentrated chunk where depending on how you feel about blood it maybe hits a 7
April 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Like 60% of the time it operates at a 4 and then there is a concentrated chunk where depending on how you feel about blood it maybe hits a 7
The rollercoaster of emotions 😭
December 3, 2024 at 2:23 AM
The rollercoaster of emotions 😭
Imagine thinking stealing luggage deserves the same level of scrutiny as committing sexual assault and rap
November 17, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Imagine thinking stealing luggage deserves the same level of scrutiny as committing sexual assault and rap
