John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)
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John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
· Jul 17
one must imagine sisyphus' caked up ass from all those lunges
i'm ready to bury the hatchet
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in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
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in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i'm ready to bury the hatchet
...
in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
...
in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
riddle me this, batman!
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
riddle me this, batman!
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
just talked to infinighost
new music soon
new music soon
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
just talked to infinighost
new music soon
new music soon
watching Big 10 football in november fills my soul with a nice warmth
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
watching Big 10 football in november fills my soul with a nice warmth
i love how every app has a settings menu with a "notifications" option
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i love how every app has a settings menu with a "notifications" option
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
i love how map apps are like
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i love how map apps are like
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
just walked into a business whose sign said "Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!"
guess what they DON'T serve there.
guess what they DON'T serve there.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
just walked into a business whose sign said "Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!"
guess what they DON'T serve there.
guess what they DON'T serve there.
los angeles should look into getting one of those "mayors"
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
los angeles should look into getting one of those "mayors"
bracing myself for the deluge of articles like:
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
bracing myself for the deluge of articles like:
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
Reposted by John Danek
apple watch: you got a sleep score of 98! good job!
bro i was hammered
bro i was hammered
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
apple watch: you got a sleep score of 98! good job!
bro i was hammered
bro i was hammered
javier milei looks like all members of The Mars Volta combined
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
javier milei looks like all members of The Mars Volta combined
performatively sipping from my empty coffee so the barista doesn't kick me out
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
performatively sipping from my empty coffee so the barista doesn't kick me out
not my home but i know my way around
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
not my home but i know my way around
i would [redacted] myself
Hahahahahahahahah *breathes* ahahahahahhahahahahahah www.notus.org/trump-white-...
Embattled Trump Nominee Paul Ingrassia’s Mom Tried to Meet With Lawmakers Who Criticized Her Son
Donna Gallo Ingrassia demanded meetings at the Capitol Hill office of Reps. Jamie Raskin and Robert Garcia in late June to defend her son.
www.notus.org
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i would [redacted] myself
i never liked breakfast burritos until like a year ago
what the hell was wrong with me
what the hell was wrong with me
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i never liked breakfast burritos until like a year ago
what the hell was wrong with me
what the hell was wrong with me
i love this stadium ASMR thing they're trying for Penn State vs Iowa
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i love this stadium ASMR thing they're trying for Penn State vs Iowa
you can just tell pete hegseth was never a fun drunk
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
you can just tell pete hegseth was never a fun drunk
i don't miss any of the slurs that used to be commonplace in the 90's/00's... but the one thing i do miss is melodramatically threatening to kill yourself over the smallest thing. "uggh they're out of ranch, i'm gonna fucking kill myself" was always fun imo. i mean, i get it.
October 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i don't miss any of the slurs that used to be commonplace in the 90's/00's... but the one thing i do miss is melodramatically threatening to kill yourself over the smallest thing. "uggh they're out of ranch, i'm gonna fucking kill myself" was always fun imo. i mean, i get it.
Reposted by John Danek
mfw i look back at my friends as the bouncers drag my ass out of the bar
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
mfw i look back at my friends as the bouncers drag my ass out of the bar
mfw i look back at my friends as the bouncers drag my ass out of the bar
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
mfw i look back at my friends as the bouncers drag my ass out of the bar
i've never owned an xbox and at this rate, i never will
LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games
October 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i've never owned an xbox and at this rate, i never will
Reposted by John Danek
the triangle. name a more iconic three sided shape
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the triangle. name a more iconic three sided shape