John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)
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John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
· Jul 17
one must imagine sisyphus' caked up ass from all those lunges
😔 even kid rocks grow old, i suppose
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
😔 even kid rocks grow old, i suppose
for the time being, it is just you and i (miraculously)
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
for the time being, it is just you and i (miraculously)
what is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
what is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
children are going to be very upset to learn what happened to his pal Gary the Canary
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’
Donald Trump’s administration has turned to an unusual weapon in its attempt to resurrect coal mining – a cartoon lump of coal, complete with giant eyes and yellow mining garb, called ‘Coalie.’
The administration’s new mascot, kitted out with a helmet, boots and gloves, was introduced in a seemingly artificial intelligence-generated picture posted online by Doug Burgum, Trump’s interior secretary. “Mine, Baby, Mine!” Burgum wrote on X, adding that Coalie will act as a “spokesperson” for Trump’s “American Energy Dominance Agenda.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
children are going to be very upset to learn what happened to his pal Gary the Canary
no no it's fine that i'm getting prompted to reset passwords every hour of my life despite not triggering them myself, it's fine
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
no no it's fine that i'm getting prompted to reset passwords every hour of my life despite not triggering them myself, it's fine
Reposted by John Danek
Abolishing ICE has been the moderate position since there was a Bush in office you incompetent jerkoff
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Abolishing ICE has been the moderate position since there was a Bush in office you incompetent jerkoff
unfortunately yes. i'm jot happy about it either. sweet emotion is close too. OTHER THAN THAT,
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
unfortunately yes. i'm jot happy about it either. sweet emotion is close too. OTHER THAN THAT,
I fully get why kraftwerk are important and influential but i cannot imagine listening to them for enjoyment
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I fully get why kraftwerk are important and influential but i cannot imagine listening to them for enjoyment
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
coworkers are some of the most insane people you will ever meet
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coworkers are some of the most insane people you will ever meet
i couldn't beat either in elden ring
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
i couldn't beat either in elden ring
i need to give Lagwagon a solid listen, i only know individual songs
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
i need to give Lagwagon a solid listen, i only know individual songs
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
Tell me your great three album runs
You ever think about how Arcade Fire made three extremely good albums in a row and then fell of a musical cliff?
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
hard to believe in karma when stephen miller is still walking around with an intact asshole.
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
hard to believe in karma when stephen miller is still walking around with an intact asshole.
No the real issue is that people who join ICE want to inflict damage on their fellow human beings. i don't care about their money situation. they chose something so objectively immoral that they deserve punishment. from the director all the way to the youngest intern.
January 24, 2026 at 10:51 PM
No the real issue is that people who join ICE want to inflict damage on their fellow human beings. i don't care about their money situation. they chose something so objectively immoral that they deserve punishment. from the director all the way to the youngest intern.
Every ICE agent should be tried for treason.
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Every ICE agent should be tried for treason.
Reposted by John Danek
every reasonable position on ICE is a Terms of Service violation
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every reasonable position on ICE is a Terms of Service violation
not the most glaring issue here but i haven't heard someone complain about cell service since like 2009
Would you believe that this is some of his better work
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
not the most glaring issue here but i haven't heard someone complain about cell service since like 2009
hmm I'm thinking that scraping/backing it up might be a very good idea for when it inevitably gets shut off
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
hmm I'm thinking that scraping/backing it up might be a very good idea for when it inevitably gets shut off
proud to finally be able to announce my participation in this study.
Why is the human penis so big? Scientists probed the evolution of penis size through sexual selection and mate competition in a first-of-its-kind study
Scientists Got Men to Rate Penises by How Intimidating They Are. This Is What They Found.
Why is the human penis so big? Scientists probed the evolution of penis size through sexual selection and mate competition in a first-of-its-kind study
www.404media.co
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
proud to finally be able to announce my participation in this study.
i macrodose that shit (eat it for lunch with a butterknife because all the spoons are dirty)
January 22, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i macrodose that shit (eat it for lunch with a butterknife because all the spoons are dirty)
i'm like 97% sure this is meant to throw shade towards @edzitron.com somehow lmao (though i have no idea if ed has a phd or not)
Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i'm like 97% sure this is meant to throw shade towards @edzitron.com somehow lmao (though i have no idea if ed has a phd or not)