John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)
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John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
· Jul 17
one must imagine sisyphus' caked up ass from all those lunges
rush seems like a band i would like, but i listen to them and just feel nothing
except "time stand still" that song rips
except "time stand still" that song rips
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
rush seems like a band i would like, but i listen to them and just feel nothing
except "time stand still" that song rips
except "time stand still" that song rips
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If I’m wrong about “AI” then just treat me like the boosters of “AI” and give me ten billion dollars for being wrong all the time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
If I’m wrong about “AI” then just treat me like the boosters of “AI” and give me ten billion dollars for being wrong all the time.
what is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
what is your favorite song that is over 10 minutes long?
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
easy. it’s also my favorite song period.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcDi...
children are going to be very upset to learn what happened to his pal Gary the Canary
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’
Donald Trump’s administration has turned to an unusual weapon in its attempt to resurrect coal mining – a cartoon lump of coal, complete with giant eyes and yellow mining garb, called ‘Coalie.’
The administration’s new mascot, kitted out with a helmet, boots and gloves, was introduced in a seemingly artificial intelligence-generated picture posted online by Doug Burgum, Trump’s interior secretary. “Mine, Baby, Mine!” Burgum wrote on X, adding that Coalie will act as a “spokesperson” for Trump’s “American Energy Dominance Agenda.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
children are going to be very upset to learn what happened to his pal Gary the Canary
no no it's fine that i'm getting prompted to reset passwords every hour of my life despite not triggering them myself, it's fine
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
no no it's fine that i'm getting prompted to reset passwords every hour of my life despite not triggering them myself, it's fine
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Abolishing ICE has been the moderate position since there was a Bush in office you incompetent jerkoff
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Abolishing ICE has been the moderate position since there was a Bush in office you incompetent jerkoff
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
Stone Temple Pilots
SUM21
RHCP
Ataris
Bon Jovi
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
Vulfpeck
Aerosmith (“Dream On” gets a pass)
Pepper
Kraftwerk
Frank Sinatra
coworkers are some of the most insane people you will ever meet
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
coworkers are some of the most insane people you will ever meet
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
Tell me your great three album runs
You ever think about how Arcade Fire made three extremely good albums in a row and then fell of a musical cliff?
January 25, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
Potemkin City Limits
Supporting Caste
hard to believe in karma when stephen miller is still walking around with an intact asshole.
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
hard to believe in karma when stephen miller is still walking around with an intact asshole.
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every reasonable position on ICE is a Terms of Service violation
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every reasonable position on ICE is a Terms of Service violation
not the most glaring issue here but i haven't heard someone complain about cell service since like 2009
Would you believe that this is some of his better work
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
not the most glaring issue here but i haven't heard someone complain about cell service since like 2009
proud to finally be able to announce my participation in this study.
Why is the human penis so big? Scientists probed the evolution of penis size through sexual selection and mate competition in a first-of-its-kind study
Scientists Got Men to Rate Penises by How Intimidating They Are. This Is What They Found.
Why is the human penis so big? Scientists probed the evolution of penis size through sexual selection and mate competition in a first-of-its-kind study
www.404media.co
January 22, 2026 at 7:17 PM
proud to finally be able to announce my participation in this study.
i'm like 97% sure this is meant to throw shade towards @edzitron.com somehow lmao (though i have no idea if ed has a phd or not)
Calling all the PhDs I know to make monumental annoyances of themselves (and honestly, who better)
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i'm like 97% sure this is meant to throw shade towards @edzitron.com somehow lmao (though i have no idea if ed has a phd or not)
waking up to another Have I Been Pwned email
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
waking up to another Have I Been Pwned email
if tom waits never names an album "For No Man" then he can fuck himself.
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
if tom waits never names an album "For No Man" then he can fuck himself.
new music from @raptv.bsky.social is the best news i've heard in a long while
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
new music from @raptv.bsky.social is the best news i've heard in a long while
society if google never killed off google reader
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
society if google never killed off google reader
aaron rodgers finally got vaccinated
against Scoring Touchdowns Disease
against Scoring Touchdowns Disease
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
aaron rodgers finally got vaccinated
against Scoring Touchdowns Disease
against Scoring Touchdowns Disease
thank you, ICE, for protecting me from delicious tacos
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
thank you, ICE, for protecting me from delicious tacos
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if you think that coward ICE mouthbreather was in danger from the nice lady turning her car away from him, you wouldn't believe the horrors that chick-fil-a drive thru workers face every minute of their lives
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
if you think that coward ICE mouthbreather was in danger from the nice lady turning her car away from him, you wouldn't believe the horrors that chick-fil-a drive thru workers face every minute of their lives
if you think that coward ICE mouthbreather was in danger from the nice lady turning her car away from him, you wouldn't believe the horrors that chick-fil-a drive thru workers face every minute of their lives
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
if you think that coward ICE mouthbreather was in danger from the nice lady turning her car away from him, you wouldn't believe the horrors that chick-fil-a drive thru workers face every minute of their lives