John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)
not my home but i know my way around
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
not my home but i know my way around
mfw i look back at my friends as the bouncers drag my ass out of the bar
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
mfw i look back at my friends as the bouncers drag my ass out of the bar
a young, hot, midwest emo singer in a band: ohhh i'm so sad :-(
jim e. brown: hold my (13th) beer.
jim e. brown: hold my (13th) beer.
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
a young, hot, midwest emo singer in a band: ohhh i'm so sad :-(
jim e. brown: hold my (13th) beer.
jim e. brown: hold my (13th) beer.
i thought that was the whole point of the site
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i thought that was the whole point of the site
just when you thought the year 2025 A.D. couldn't get any worse
August 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
just when you thought the year 2025 A.D. couldn't get any worse
when you try to rip off the cohen brothers with a very low budget, call that a
August 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
when you try to rip off the cohen brothers with a very low budget, call that a
how your email finds me
July 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
how your email finds me
Black Sabbath - "Orchid" from early last year
July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Black Sabbath - "Orchid" from early last year
i like the two bands resulting from the Every Time I Die breakup more than I like Every Time I Die
July 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i like the two bands resulting from the Every Time I Die breakup more than I like Every Time I Die
you will always be the captain in Super Troopers first and foremost in my mind
July 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
you will always be the captain in Super Troopers first and foremost in my mind
the signs of a recession are all around us
July 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the signs of a recession are all around us
"Around the World" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is a good, silly song and people hate it because they have lost their childhood sense of joy and levity
July 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"Around the World" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is a good, silly song and people hate it because they have lost their childhood sense of joy and levity
the world's most hungover man showing up to work at the pokemon company: "fuck it. an oscillating fan is a pokemon now."
June 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the world's most hungover man showing up to work at the pokemon company: "fuck it. an oscillating fan is a pokemon now."
if i were a billionaire i'd simply buy a few of these and you'd never hear from me again
May 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
if i were a billionaire i'd simply buy a few of these and you'd never hear from me again
deafheaven one of the best live acts i've ever seen somehow
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
deafheaven one of the best live acts i've ever seen somehow
a tiny voice beckons me closer, whispering "turn me. you know you want to."
May 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
a tiny voice beckons me closer, whispering "turn me. you know you want to."