Ivy
@jivy.bsky.social
Cascadian. Design nerd. Historic stained glass Lorax. LFC, Seattle sports, aging water polo player. You’ll never walk alone.
If you don’t actively participate in child sex trafficking, but you associate with people who do and look the other way, guess what? You participated!
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you don’t actively participate in child sex trafficking, but you associate with people who do and look the other way, guess what? You participated!
While camping I once grilled a bratwurst over the fire. Dressed a bun & placed the glorious sausage upon it. I raised to to my mouth, & as I tore through the skin of the thing, boiling hot sausage liquid burst forth, shooting directly up my nose, scalding my septum; my kids call it my hot dog injury
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
While camping I once grilled a bratwurst over the fire. Dressed a bun & placed the glorious sausage upon it. I raised to to my mouth, & as I tore through the skin of the thing, boiling hot sausage liquid burst forth, shooting directly up my nose, scalding my septum; my kids call it my hot dog injury
May they all get what’s coming to them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
May they all get what’s coming to them.
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Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING
No. Absolutely not.
No.
No.
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
No. Absolutely not.
No.
No.
If you live in Seattle, and you vote, and you care about who your next mayor is, log in to the King County Ballot Tracker (it’s very quick and easy) and check that your ballot was counted. This race is so close that it might make an actual difference. info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
King County Elections
Led by Director Julie Wise, King County Elections conducts accurate, secure, and accessible elections for King County's over 1.4 million registered voters.
info.kingcounty.gov
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you live in Seattle, and you vote, and you care about who your next mayor is, log in to the King County Ballot Tracker (it’s very quick and easy) and check that your ballot was counted. This race is so close that it might make an actual difference. info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
Oh, yeah, but you can definitely trust their handshake agreement to address the ACA premiums.
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh, yeah, but you can definitely trust their handshake agreement to address the ACA premiums.
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For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
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Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Hall of Famer Lenny Wilkens, who led the Sonics to their only NBA title and was an ambassador of Seattle basketball for more than 50 years, has died at 88.
www.seattletimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
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Vincent van Gogh, Worn Out, 1882 www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/collectio...
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Vincent van Gogh, Worn Out, 1882 www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/collectio...
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This dumb motherfucker is getting the shit booed out of him by people with the inclination and means to buy NFL tickets.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This dumb motherfucker is getting the shit booed out of him by people with the inclination and means to buy NFL tickets.
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You CANNOT spend FSA money on health care premiums, and if you’re self-employed or unemployed you don’t even have a fucking FSA.
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Republicans Pitch Alternative to ACA Extension to End Government Shutdown
A proposal by GOP senators to send money directly to consumers’ health accounts rather than to insurance companies showed signs of breaking a stalemate on negotiations.
www.wsj.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You CANNOT spend FSA money on health care premiums, and if you’re self-employed or unemployed you don’t even have a fucking FSA.
The Holiday Season is the period leading up to Halloween and extending through New Year’s Day. Thanksgiving is merely the midpoint. It’s just the way it is, I don’t care if you don’t like it or not.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Holiday Season is the period leading up to Halloween and extending through New Year’s Day. Thanksgiving is merely the midpoint. It’s just the way it is, I don’t care if you don’t like it or not.
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healthcare reform in the sense that teeth and eyes shouldn’t be a separate insurances and systems
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
healthcare reform in the sense that teeth and eyes shouldn’t be a separate insurances and systems
Need that Guinness 9000 year lease
ok but how about a 50 billion year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Need that Guinness 9000 year lease
If every employee who comes within four feet of me in a store approaches me and speaks to me I will lose my mind.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If every employee who comes within four feet of me in a store approaches me and speaks to me I will lose my mind.
WHY ARE YOU BEING CUTE JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
WHY ARE YOU BEING CUTE JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL
I’ve broken/dislocated the big knuckle on my pinky, folded back like that. It’s not fun.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’ve broken/dislocated the big knuckle on my pinky, folded back like that. It’s not fun.
Yes please
This breaks some people’s brains.
In most cities, Costco stores fuel sprawl & car dependency.
In Vancouver, our full-sized downtown Costco has residential towers above & a skytrain station next door. LOTS of customers don’t drive to it.
We live a block from it. We call it “the convenience store.”
In most cities, Costco stores fuel sprawl & car dependency.
In Vancouver, our full-sized downtown Costco has residential towers above & a skytrain station next door. LOTS of customers don’t drive to it.
We live a block from it. We call it “the convenience store.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yes please
How does it seem to get more gaudy and more gold every time I see a new photo of it?
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How does it seem to get more gaudy and more gold every time I see a new photo of it?
Who among us hasn’t occasionally been stuck in the Norwegian Roundabout of life? Really makes you think.
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Who among us hasn’t occasionally been stuck in the Norwegian Roundabout of life? Really makes you think.
You can only be snubbed if you deserved something in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You can only be snubbed if you deserved something in the first place.