jivedanson
@jivedanson.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Video games, Eurorack, fantasy football. Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange.
It’s going to be a long weekmonthyear
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It’s going to be a long weekmonthyear
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THIS ISI A; GOOD FOTOBALL GAME IT ISN GOOD KEEP PAYLING THIS FOOTBALL GAME FOREVER
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
THIS ISI A; GOOD FOTOBALL GAME IT ISN GOOD KEEP PAYLING THIS FOOTBALL GAME FOREVER
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Broke a tooth, 2026 off to a rip roaring start
a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur standing in a field
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur standing in a field
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Broke a tooth, 2026 off to a rip roaring start
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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January 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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It’s 11:30PM and my wife is yelling at my cat in German, happy Friday
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It’s 11:30PM and my wife is yelling at my cat in German, happy Friday
My thoughts on the stranger things finale
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My thoughts on the stranger things finale
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ll see yall next year ✨
Well that was disappointing 🦬
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Well that was disappointing 🦬
I really want to buy an AYN Thor even though I couldn’t possibly need a thing any less in my life.
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I really want to buy an AYN Thor even though I couldn’t possibly need a thing any less in my life.
Hope everyone is having as much fun this morning as my two cats are in an empty cardboard box. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hope everyone is having as much fun this morning as my two cats are in an empty cardboard box. Merry Christmas.
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Friendly reminder, if you want your Holy infant to be both tender and mild, you'll want to start preheating your oven now
December 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Friendly reminder, if you want your Holy infant to be both tender and mild, you'll want to start preheating your oven now
The only acceptable Christmas song is Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses. Fight me.
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The only acceptable Christmas song is Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses. Fight me.
Ugh tough break Lions
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ugh tough break Lions
Fantasy football prospects collapsing in front of my eyes. Sunday is a harsh mistress.
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fantasy football prospects collapsing in front of my eyes. Sunday is a harsh mistress.
My roof is leaking and suddenly I have to be an adult? This sucks
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My roof is leaking and suddenly I have to be an adult? This sucks
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Good lord the DRAMA
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Good lord the DRAMA
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The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Seahawks have never played a normal game.
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Maybe I’ve been too Gen X mumbly about my concerns. But I’ll sound paranoid if I shout “THERE IS A PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY AND MENTALLY DYING MADMAN WITH LAUNCH CODES AND NO RELIGION LYING ABOUT AN UNSUPERVISED CONSTRUCTION SITE ABOVE AN ANTIQUE NUKE PROOF BUNKER WHILE HIS SEX LIFE DECLASSIFIES”
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Maybe I’ve been too Gen X mumbly about my concerns. But I’ll sound paranoid if I shout “THERE IS A PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY AND MENTALLY DYING MADMAN WITH LAUNCH CODES AND NO RELIGION LYING ABOUT AN UNSUPERVISED CONSTRUCTION SITE ABOVE AN ANTIQUE NUKE PROOF BUNKER WHILE HIS SEX LIFE DECLASSIFIES”
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Suikoden I is 30 years old 🥹
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Suikoden I is 30 years old 🥹
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
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PHILIP RIVERS IS LEADING BY 10 POINTS AGAINST THE NFL'S TOP DEFENSE
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
PHILIP RIVERS IS LEADING BY 10 POINTS AGAINST THE NFL'S TOP DEFENSE