jinglesg.bsky.social
@jinglesg.bsky.social
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The real special relationship between the US and UK is the competition over whose politicians have the most moral cowardice
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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When does the news stop? Like, I'm getting pretty tired of finding out about things.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Please for all that is sacred don’t wear perfume to doctors offices. I can’t avoid you and I’m now sneezing to death.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I would really appreciate it if we stopped hiring and *paying* pharmacy techs as if they were just glorified cashiers. I don’t think I need to elaborate.
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So unfun fact my therapist died recently. I went through 4 other therapists before I found her. Luckily I still have the same psychologist and we already had a mini session about it. My therapist also left a couple of recommendations of other therapists she thought would fit me.
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Fun fact gladiolus are only perennial zone 7-10. In colder climates you have to pull the corms for the winter. I’m at best a zone 5. Somehow the gladioli the previous owner planted have been acting as perennials the last two years. I assume the previous owner was a witch and I shouldn’t touch them
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It’s hard being a potato in a croissant world.
August 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I might be reading too much into but I think I figured out why dnd type media hits me so hard. It’s because my found families are queer creatives and (separately) “tough” guys who refuse to stop traveling and adventuring despite the dangers. Makes a Venn diagram of my little soft spot
July 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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*staring down an angry seagull*

I evolved to survive on a diet of trash too, you’re not special
July 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
How far will I go to try and make my protein goals? I’m about to try the chocolate syrup in liquid pasteurized eggs whites trick. Wish me luck!
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things
July 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Paying $10 USD for a game I’ll play for 4000 hours: ehhh

Paying $10 USD for a silly little drink that will be gone in 2 seconds: done easy
July 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sorry I disappeared everyone. I stayed vaguely aware of current events and turns out that’s tough on the ole mental health sometimes. I’m ok but very tired in the brainmeat.
June 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Why am I awake? Because I processed a bushel of jalapeños and didn’t realize there were holes in two fingers of my gloves and now it burns so bad I can’t sleep. In the grand scheme of things I could still have worse problems.
April 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Somehow despite my age, injury earlier this year, couple bouts of COVID, and my weight I have beat my highest pulmonary fitness test (spirometry) record again. This is a very good thing and a good reminder weight is not an indicator of health or fitness level.
April 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yet again I’m not entirely sure what the question was but my tummy says no.
March 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You may ask why I am up past my bedtime. The better question is why aren’t my dang strawberries done dehydrating when it’s past my bedtime and I started them this morning.
March 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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a haunted house, but it's just a bunch of zombies popping out and asking "how's your writing coming along?" "what's your book about?" "what if this writing thing doesn't work out?"
February 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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This is Alvin. He is 19 years old but still likes to be held like a baby. Because he still is a baby. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
February 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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My cat just stepped on the remote and turned the TV sound off.

I guess you could say he mewted it.
February 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love a good ugly vegetable sale.
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM