Jim
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This might not be the Eagles evening
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This might not be the Eagles evening
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The Québécois are always fucking wildin out with this shit about how they’re being oppressed in their homeland — that they stole from Indigenous folks who they been oppressing the whole time
Like W I L D how loud they are about it
Like W I L D how loud they are about it
Bill 1 is a provincial constitution Quebec is looking to pass that focuses on French culture and states Quebec people form a nation.
However, the bill is being challenged due to the question of where Indigenous sovereignty fits into the new bill.
However, the bill is being challenged due to the question of where Indigenous sovereignty fits into the new bill.
Quebec looks to pass bill that challenges Indigenous sovereignty within the province | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
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November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Québécois are always fucking wildin out with this shit about how they’re being oppressed in their homeland — that they stole from Indigenous folks who they been oppressing the whole time
Like W I L D how loud they are about it
Like W I L D how loud they are about it
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Bill Maher is the Chuck Schumer of comedy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bill Maher is the Chuck Schumer of comedy.
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
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Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
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Working on a new dance move called the Blair Witch where I just stand facing the corner completely still for several hours and then leave without saying anything to anybody
June 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Working on a new dance move called the Blair Witch where I just stand facing the corner completely still for several hours and then leave without saying anything to anybody
A photo directed at one person @antx.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A photo directed at one person @antx.bsky.social
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i believe that spirit halloween convincing american parents that costumes come pre-made from a store (and are single-use, and coming in single-use plastic packing) and making families who can't afford them simply not participate in halloween, will be answered for in hell
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i believe that spirit halloween convincing american parents that costumes come pre-made from a store (and are single-use, and coming in single-use plastic packing) and making families who can't afford them simply not participate in halloween, will be answered for in hell
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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every city on god's gay little earth has a shop that will cover those up for free. again, if you don't know anything about tattoos, don't try to contribute to the discourse. its embarrassing for you!
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
every city on god's gay little earth has a shop that will cover those up for free. again, if you don't know anything about tattoos, don't try to contribute to the discourse. its embarrassing for you!
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New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped
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Not only should DC be a state they should be allowed to wicker man one federal politician of their choosing each fall
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Not only should DC be a state they should be allowed to wicker man one federal politician of their choosing each fall
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America: Release the Epstein Files!!!
No one:
Literally no one:
Trump: Best I can do is release George Santos.
No one:
Literally no one:
Trump: Best I can do is release George Santos.
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
America: Release the Epstein Files!!!
No one:
Literally no one:
Trump: Best I can do is release George Santos.
No one:
Literally no one:
Trump: Best I can do is release George Santos.
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ok all the people talking about the white house security let’s calm down a little i mean what do we care if the white house is secure. i’m not that invested in the safety of anyone in the white house
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
ok all the people talking about the white house security let’s calm down a little i mean what do we care if the white house is secure. i’m not that invested in the safety of anyone in the white house
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fall in new england remains undefeated
Now is the time to catch the good trees at Elm Park. Pretty soon the only trees with leaves will be lame-o trees.
October 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
fall in new england remains undefeated
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Great news! We have built the Blackmail Machine from the classic sci-fi short story, "Help, The Blackmail Machine Is Selling My Sex Dreams to Stephen Miller"
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Great news! We have built the Blackmail Machine from the classic sci-fi short story, "Help, The Blackmail Machine Is Selling My Sex Dreams to Stephen Miller"
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it's getting rapidly memory-holed that in 2012 kennedy claimed to a divorce judge that the brainworm affected his brain function and therefore future earning potential
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it's getting rapidly memory-holed that in 2012 kennedy claimed to a divorce judge that the brainworm affected his brain function and therefore future earning potential
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
www.politico.com/news/2024/05...
Sometimes I think about everything I've accomplished in my career in the last 15 years and then I think about all of the nothing the #MBTA #CommuterRail has accomplished in the last 15 years and I consider that one possibility is I work way too hard.
#Boston #MassDOT #LOLtrain
#Boston #MassDOT #LOLtrain
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sometimes I think about everything I've accomplished in my career in the last 15 years and then I think about all of the nothing the #MBTA #CommuterRail has accomplished in the last 15 years and I consider that one possibility is I work way too hard.
#Boston #MassDOT #LOLtrain
#Boston #MassDOT #LOLtrain