Jim Kubicek
@jimkubicek.com
I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to do a business
“Jammin’ Oldies” is the name of my sex tape
November 23, 2023 at 11:32 PM
“Jammin’ Oldies” is the name of my sex tape
So yeah, my Thanksgiving turkey is going to have the crispiest, most delicious skin ever, but is it worth it when my wife won’t shut up about how “nobody can dry out a bird like your father” to our kids?
November 23, 2023 at 1:00 AM
So yeah, my Thanksgiving turkey is going to have the crispiest, most delicious skin ever, but is it worth it when my wife won’t shut up about how “nobody can dry out a bird like your father” to our kids?
My explanation of my first time eating Skyline went pretty well until people started asking questions.
“Oh my god why did you buy chili in a parking lot at a concert?”
“Because I wanted to have diarrhea in a port-a-potty, obviously.”
“Because I wanted to have diarrhea in a port-a-potty, obviously.”
September 21, 2023 at 2:10 AM
My explanation of my first time eating Skyline went pretty well until people started asking questions.
Yanking for the Yankees, Astros get holes, etc.
A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game
September 21, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Yanking for the Yankees, Astros get holes, etc.
Somehow I didn’t wind my film correctly and got this Accidental GarbageCam™️ photo
September 21, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Somehow I didn’t wind my film correctly and got this Accidental GarbageCam™️ photo
I’m infinitely pleased that some band I learned about in middle school because they made the dumbest song I’ve ever heard (Poop Ship Destroyer) managed to turn around and write the most achingly beautiful song that’s ever existed.
I think it's time to share another song that I really love. it's another song from the band Ween and I love just how...psychedelic it sounds and the deep emotional response it invokes in me with it's lyrics.
youtu.be/Y3qguNFflow?...
youtu.be/Y3qguNFflow?...
The Argus
Provided to YouTube by Chocodog RecordsThe Argus · WeenQuebec℗ 2003 Chocodog RecordsReleased on: 2003-08-05Main Artist: WeenProducer: Andrew WeissMusic Pub...
youtu.be
September 13, 2023 at 6:12 AM
I’m infinitely pleased that some band I learned about in middle school because they made the dumbest song I’ve ever heard (Poop Ship Destroyer) managed to turn around and write the most achingly beautiful song that’s ever existed.
Ancient Goatse is an American television series produced by Prometheus Entertainment…
September 12, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Ancient Goatse is an American television series produced by Prometheus Entertainment…
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Girl dinner
August 31, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Girl dinner
Blasting a loogie into a normal condom is my signature sex move.
diyers -- make your own at home by chewing up a jalapeno and blasting a loogie into a normal condom
Trying out a condom called "Demonskin" that has small amounts of capsaicin on the inside. The burning gets more intense the longer you last. Cost $8 for one because they have to be smuggled in
August 30, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Blasting a loogie into a normal condom is my signature sex move.
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In case anyone wasn’t sure, that BS story about “Twitter took @x’s account because he asked for cash” was, in fact, BS.
Twitter commandeers @X username from man who had it since 2007
Twitter took Gene X Hwang's username and only offered him "some merch."
arstechnica.com
July 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
In case anyone wasn’t sure, that BS story about “Twitter took @x’s account because he asked for cash” was, in fact, BS.
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the guy from spin doctors looks like he was put on this earth by God specifically to ask people for cigarettes
July 25, 2023 at 1:56 AM
the guy from spin doctors looks like he was put on this earth by God specifically to ask people for cigarettes
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Everyone: Greg there's no way you can make your penis stand at a perfect 90 angle out from your body like if the guy in ikea instructions had a hardon. And even if you could there's no way you could prove it
Me:
Me:
July 23, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Everyone: Greg there's no way you can make your penis stand at a perfect 90 angle out from your body like if the guy in ikea instructions had a hardon. And even if you could there's no way you could prove it
Me:
Me:
My safety checklist for getting off the shitter after browsing the internet for 45 minutes.
July 20, 2023 at 3:53 PM
My safety checklist for getting off the shitter after browsing the internet for 45 minutes.
#44 My poison ivy is extra weepy today
July 19, 2023 at 2:09 PM
#44 My poison ivy is extra weepy today
Does anyone have an online film develop and scan service that they particularly like?
My local camera shop does a good job, BUT they don’t develop in house. The turnaround time between drop off, ship, scan, email, ship, pickup is weeks. It’s cramping my style.
My local camera shop does a good job, BUT they don’t develop in house. The turnaround time between drop off, ship, scan, email, ship, pickup is weeks. It’s cramping my style.
July 12, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Does anyone have an online film develop and scan service that they particularly like?
My local camera shop does a good job, BUT they don’t develop in house. The turnaround time between drop off, ship, scan, email, ship, pickup is weeks. It’s cramping my style.
My local camera shop does a good job, BUT they don’t develop in house. The turnaround time between drop off, ship, scan, email, ship, pickup is weeks. It’s cramping my style.
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EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
July 10, 2023 at 1:31 AM
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
People who enjoy using Threads are the same people who just sit there and watch the commercials on broadcast TV, never realizing that it doesn’t need to be like that.
July 9, 2023 at 12:43 AM
People who enjoy using Threads are the same people who just sit there and watch the commercials on broadcast TV, never realizing that it doesn’t need to be like that.
My signature sex move is the “mini-USB” — only two ways to put it in and I still get it wrong three times in a row
July 8, 2023 at 4:21 AM
My signature sex move is the “mini-USB” — only two ways to put it in and I still get it wrong three times in a row
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Friends, you could be playing my favorite song out of your sweet little bluetooth speaker and I would still want to take a sledgehammer to it.
June 25, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Friends, you could be playing my favorite song out of your sweet little bluetooth speaker and I would still want to take a sledgehammer to it.