Barthanie Flatt
@ccsteff.bsky.social
I like to sleep late and party like Laverne and Shirley.
Rosie, 12, carved Lucille Bluth’s winking eye alcohol suggestion face into her pumpkin for Halloween.
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Rosie, 12, carved Lucille Bluth’s winking eye alcohol suggestion face into her pumpkin for Halloween.
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My baby turns fifteen today. You can guess which region of the US she was born in based on my hospital meal.
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My baby turns fifteen today. You can guess which region of the US she was born in based on my hospital meal.
Shout out to the grandparents at this School of Rock concert. They hated this music when their kids played it and they’re still enduring it for their grandkid’s sake.
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shout out to the grandparents at this School of Rock concert. They hated this music when their kids played it and they’re still enduring it for their grandkid’s sake.
I was skeptical about the return of cargo pants, but my teen is hauling books around so I’m on board.
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I was skeptical about the return of cargo pants, but my teen is hauling books around so I’m on board.
We went camping in the desert. It is a magical place.
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We went camping in the desert. It is a magical place.
I spent four hours at a zoo in Utah. The worst name I heard was Gentry.
October 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I spent four hours at a zoo in Utah. The worst name I heard was Gentry.
Update: took my younger kid to the same Walgreens for her Covid shot and they didn’t ask any questions at all.
Husband, teen, and I got our Covid shots at Walgreen’s today. The pharmacist said we needed a medical reason since were were under 65. She didn’t believe me that depression/anxiety were valid reasons until I made her look them up on the CDC website.
September 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Update: took my younger kid to the same Walgreens for her Covid shot and they didn’t ask any questions at all.
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My teen just compared Mr. Collins’ proposal to No Scrubs for her English class. I knew teaching her 90s culture would pay off.
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My teen just compared Mr. Collins’ proposal to No Scrubs for her English class. I knew teaching her 90s culture would pay off.
Night time skies >>>>>>
September 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Night time skies >>>>>>
Any time you think you may agree with a republican, remember that they have no sincerely held beliefs except domination. They don’t actually care about anyone, including each other.
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Any time you think you may agree with a republican, remember that they have no sincerely held beliefs except domination. They don’t actually care about anyone, including each other.
Being a cop is just an MLM for men.
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Being a cop is just an MLM for men.
Husband, teen, and I got our Covid shots at Walgreen’s today. The pharmacist said we needed a medical reason since were were under 65. She didn’t believe me that depression/anxiety were valid reasons until I made her look them up on the CDC website.
September 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Husband, teen, and I got our Covid shots at Walgreen’s today. The pharmacist said we needed a medical reason since were were under 65. She didn’t believe me that depression/anxiety were valid reasons until I made her look them up on the CDC website.
The guy watching YouTube on his phone at the park is really mad his toddler got into the fountain.
August 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The guy watching YouTube on his phone at the park is really mad his toddler got into the fountain.
We’ve been a one-car family for four years, but finally had to buy a second. It is bewildering how car companies just keep making driving a worse experience. It’s like a breathless six-year-old made this car.
August 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We’ve been a one-car family for four years, but finally had to buy a second. It is bewildering how car companies just keep making driving a worse experience. It’s like a breathless six-year-old made this car.
Verified with a random toddler that my dress is blue and my shoes are yellow. Knowing our colors was a real self esteem boost for both of us.
July 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Verified with a random toddler that my dress is blue and my shoes are yellow. Knowing our colors was a real self esteem boost for both of us.
Coastal California is just a gathering of all the people who still wear trucker hats.
June 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Coastal California is just a gathering of all the people who still wear trucker hats.
Fuck every one of you motherfuckers who did this.
June 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Fuck every one of you motherfuckers who did this.
Found the worst people in Wheaton, IL and trust me, the competition is *fierce.* The restaurant is called Moveable Feast. I hope they get everything they dreamed of (dysentery).
June 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Found the worst people in Wheaton, IL and trust me, the competition is *fierce.* The restaurant is called Moveable Feast. I hope they get everything they dreamed of (dysentery).
“Will those swimsuit bottoms hold in all the farts?” Jim helps the kids with their summer clothes shopping.
June 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Will those swimsuit bottoms hold in all the farts?” Jim helps the kids with their summer clothes shopping.
Every week during their zoom piano lessons, my kids quiz their teacher on our mostly identical black cats. She quizzes us about which of her dogs is barking in the background. It’s adorable.
May 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every week during their zoom piano lessons, my kids quiz their teacher on our mostly identical black cats. She quizzes us about which of her dogs is barking in the background. It’s adorable.
The east bay was east baying today.
May 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The east bay was east baying today.
Wednesday trail run. I prefer winter running, but this’ll do.
May 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wednesday trail run. I prefer winter running, but this’ll do.
Watched Arcane with my teen over the last few days. I love the peek into my kid’s brain and heart. Whatever your kids are into, listen to it, watch it, experience it with them when you’re invited. It’s an act of love to watch them light up.
April 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Watched Arcane with my teen over the last few days. I love the peek into my kid’s brain and heart. Whatever your kids are into, listen to it, watch it, experience it with them when you’re invited. It’s an act of love to watch them light up.