Barthanie Flatt
@ccsteff.bsky.social
I like to sleep late and party like Laverne and Shirley.
Three hours of YouTube?!! I would rather yeet myself into the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Three hours of YouTube?!! I would rather yeet myself into the sun.
I remember texting my husband, “That diaper was just a pile of shitty blueberries.” We used cloth diapers.
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I remember texting my husband, “That diaper was just a pile of shitty blueberries.” We used cloth diapers.
Hey, you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch.
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hey, you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch.
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
This is the kind of thing my 1990s biology textbooks said might be possible in the future. Amazing.
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is the kind of thing my 1990s biology textbooks said might be possible in the future. Amazing.
This is awful. I donate repeatedly to GFMs as funds allow so please don’t hesitate to post this again to remind dumdums like me to give again.
September 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is awful. I donate repeatedly to GFMs as funds allow so please don’t hesitate to post this again to remind dumdums like me to give again.
I love to watch people be good at stuff, whatever that may be.
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I love to watch people be good at stuff, whatever that may be.
It’s how I feel inside all the time.
September 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s how I feel inside all the time.
Rosie turns 12 in a few weeks so she can get the adult dose. Gonna tell them she was a smoker. A heavy smoker.
September 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Rosie turns 12 in a few weeks so she can get the adult dose. Gonna tell them she was a smoker. A heavy smoker.
Kind of a bizarre experience. I guess I expected retail pharmacists to be invested in knowing the fine details?
September 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Kind of a bizarre experience. I guess I expected retail pharmacists to be invested in knowing the fine details?
Californians are so bad at road trips. These people have never sat in traffic in Breezewood and it shows.
August 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Californians are so bad at road trips. These people have never sat in traffic in Breezewood and it shows.