manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?"
October 8, 2023 at 2:56 AM
manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?"
if there's one thing i think we can all agree on it's religion
October 8, 2023 at 1:18 AM
if there's one thing i think we can all agree on it's religion
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taking this weird dog for a walk
October 8, 2023 at 12:58 AM
taking this weird dog for a walk
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It's almost like if you hold 2 million people in an open air prison for 20 years they'll eventually try to break out.
October 7, 2023 at 9:29 PM
It's almost like if you hold 2 million people in an open air prison for 20 years they'll eventually try to break out.
my favourite time of year, when the baseball playoffs are impossible to watch without paying for 8 different apps 😍
October 7, 2023 at 5:38 PM
my favourite time of year, when the baseball playoffs are impossible to watch without paying for 8 different apps 😍
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Everyone likes post apocalyptic fiction because you don’t have to go to work anymore
October 5, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Everyone likes post apocalyptic fiction because you don’t have to go to work anymore
i mean this in the most sincere non hyperbolic way possible: i literally have no idea what a pharmacist does
October 6, 2023 at 5:10 PM
i mean this in the most sincere non hyperbolic way possible: i literally have no idea what a pharmacist does
rip dick butkus no one will ever have a worse name
October 6, 2023 at 5:04 PM
rip dick butkus no one will ever have a worse name
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"But A.I. gives people who don't have creative talent and haven't spent time developing skills a chance to make art." Then call the Make a Wish Foundation, bitch, not my problem.
September 26, 2023 at 8:57 PM
"But A.I. gives people who don't have creative talent and haven't spent time developing skills a chance to make art." Then call the Make a Wish Foundation, bitch, not my problem.
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[dumps gatorade on an alligator] how does your family taste you green piece of shit
August 27, 2023 at 5:28 PM
[dumps gatorade on an alligator] how does your family taste you green piece of shit
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hate when i forget to bring a towel into the bathroom before i shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 45 min
August 23, 2023 at 3:12 AM
hate when i forget to bring a towel into the bathroom before i shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 45 min
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one time i was at denny's and saw post malone back in the dish pit eating a moons over my hammy out of a bus tub
September 22, 2023 at 5:23 AM
one time i was at denny's and saw post malone back in the dish pit eating a moons over my hammy out of a bus tub
that emergency alert made my dog gay
October 5, 2023 at 9:21 PM
that emergency alert made my dog gay
just said "thanks you" to my therapist. i can never go back there again
October 5, 2023 at 9:06 PM
just said "thanks you" to my therapist. i can never go back there again
this site is only for good takes. no bad takes allowed. leave your dumb mouth words somewhere else. also jet fuel can't melt steel
October 5, 2023 at 6:58 PM
this site is only for good takes. no bad takes allowed. leave your dumb mouth words somewhere else. also jet fuel can't melt steel
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smelling a book and saying things like “oh shit” and “damn”
September 14, 2023 at 11:08 PM
smelling a book and saying things like “oh shit” and “damn”
HBO (max or whatever the fuck) needs an "i get it" option that skips the credits, recap and intro on shows you've already watched
October 5, 2023 at 12:02 AM
HBO (max or whatever the fuck) needs an "i get it" option that skips the credits, recap and intro on shows you've already watched
kids these days won't ever experience being in high school and stealing the chalk dust to make fake cocaine baggies and sell it back to the teachers
October 4, 2023 at 9:01 PM
kids these days won't ever experience being in high school and stealing the chalk dust to make fake cocaine baggies and sell it back to the teachers
i dance like a white guy making fun of how a white guy dances
October 4, 2023 at 6:43 PM
i dance like a white guy making fun of how a white guy dances
👏🏼you 👏🏼have👏🏼a👏🏼gnat👏🏼on👏🏼your👏🏼face👏🏼
October 4, 2023 at 5:49 AM
👏🏼you 👏🏼have👏🏼a👏🏼gnat👏🏼on👏🏼your👏🏼face👏🏼
kevin mccarthy is my uber driver
October 4, 2023 at 12:35 AM
kevin mccarthy is my uber driver
PORTLAND!!
STOP FORMING LINES AT BARS! NO ONE LIKES YOU!
STOP FORMING LINES AT BARS! NO ONE LIKES YOU!
October 3, 2023 at 11:12 PM
PORTLAND!!
STOP FORMING LINES AT BARS! NO ONE LIKES YOU!
STOP FORMING LINES AT BARS! NO ONE LIKES YOU!
hey kid wanna buy a parrot?
[muffled from inside my trench coat]
hey kid wanna buy a parrot
[muffled from inside my trench coat]
hey kid wanna buy a parrot
October 3, 2023 at 8:32 PM
hey kid wanna buy a parrot?
[muffled from inside my trench coat]
hey kid wanna buy a parrot
[muffled from inside my trench coat]
hey kid wanna buy a parrot