manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?"
October 8, 2023 at 2:56 AM
manic monday on today and i hadn't heard it in years, and the first thing i thought was "did prince rip this off?" and now i'm thinking "am i the last person on earth who didn't know?"
taking this weird dog for a walk
October 8, 2023 at 12:58 AM
taking this weird dog for a walk
the moon looks amazing tonight
October 2, 2023 at 7:19 AM
the moon looks amazing tonight
give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle
September 27, 2023 at 11:19 PM
give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle
i want to shoot myself through a skylight like willy wonka
September 26, 2023 at 8:42 PM
i want to shoot myself through a skylight like willy wonka
just found this pic of 17 year old me with jeremy wray holding up my old band's sticker
September 24, 2023 at 10:59 PM
just found this pic of 17 year old me with jeremy wray holding up my old band's sticker
well well well if it isn't the guy from twitter who told me to go fuck myself
September 22, 2023 at 9:49 PM
well well well if it isn't the guy from twitter who told me to go fuck myself
i think about this every day
September 19, 2023 at 5:20 PM
i think about this every day
so here's the thing...
September 15, 2023 at 4:08 PM
so here's the thing...
my friend's dogs sleep like this and everyone should get to have stackable dogs
September 13, 2023 at 3:04 PM
my friend's dogs sleep like this and everyone should get to have stackable dogs
coming onto bluesky and seeing all the people i have blocked from twitter
September 12, 2023 at 2:37 PM
coming onto bluesky and seeing all the people i have blocked from twitter
me reading all the bad takes about martin short
September 10, 2023 at 7:57 PM
me reading all the bad takes about martin short
this was my high school nickname
September 9, 2023 at 6:46 PM
this was my high school nickname
me anytime someone asks if i want to do something
September 4, 2023 at 8:14 PM
me anytime someone asks if i want to do something
why does mississippi's show calendar look like an ai bot made up band names
September 1, 2023 at 6:07 AM
why does mississippi's show calendar look like an ai bot made up band names
i put this inside porno mags so people don't know i'm jacking off to deals
August 30, 2023 at 11:14 PM
i put this inside porno mags so people don't know i'm jacking off to deals
just got your voicemail are you still being kidnapped
August 29, 2023 at 5:20 PM
just got your voicemail are you still being kidnapped
"you will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.”
August 28, 2023 at 11:45 PM
"you will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.”
found the best way to ensure i will never get laid again!
August 28, 2023 at 7:09 PM
found the best way to ensure i will never get laid again!
