700+ people have blocked me because I post about my vagina. Guess I’m just too cuntroversial for them.

I tried a red hot chili pepper once, and I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day!

I'm in the space station over Solaris and I'm having a great time!

this is what i look like btw

running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”

lexapro implies lexamateur and that’s what i call raw dogging depression

rawdogging mental illness isn't for the weak

Bathrooms are only good for three things: doing cocaine, pooping, and summoning demons.

Fuck these people!

~ me, giving directions at an orgy

My plants and I talk shit about you.

every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know

mental health break? you bet it did

*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?

when anaïs nin said "i feel very small. i don't understand. i have so much courage, fire, energy, for many things, yet i get so hurt, so wounded by small things." and angela jackson "i have died for the smallest things. nothing washes off"

yo