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So much better than the Horner rumor
Adrian Newey is going to become Aston Martin team principal in 2026

Andy Cowell - previously team principal and CEO - becomes chief strategy officer #F1
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Folks, where are we buying scented candles these days? My two boy smells candles (before the rebrand) are about to run out and Im not interested in their current runnings. Espeically as they no longer carrying the Kacey Musgrave candles, which were so damn good.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Archeologists in Wisconsin found an ancient canoe that is over 5,000 years old!! The discovery was in a canoe “parking lot” along a popular waterway and trail system.
Wisconsin archaeologists identify 16 ancient canoes in a prehistoric lake 'parking lot'
Archaeologists have identified more than a dozen ancient canoes that Indigenous people apparently left behind in a prehistoric parking lot along a Wisconsin lakeshore.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Whooaaa. I didnt hate Gale as much as others and they still got to 3rd despite everything but there will be a lot of people happy. Dont know who is available to fill this spot.
The Portland Thorns announced that the club and Head Coach Rob Gale have agreed to part ways #BAONPDX

“We thank Rob for his contributions and wish him the best in his next endeavor.” - Jeff Agoos

Assistant Coach Sarah Lowdon will serve as interim head coach.

Also Departing: Adam Day
BREAKING: Portland Thorns and head coach Rob Gale agree to part ways - immediate search for a replacement has begun
Today, the Portland Thorns have announced the club and Head Coach Rob Gale have agreed to part ways. Gale took over at the early stages of the 2023 season for Mike Norris. He led the team to consecut...
stumptown-footy.ghost.io
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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there will be a lot of food discussions over the next few days but just remember one little trick to avoid shame:

very, VERY, few of you are eating food worth arguing over or even sharing on the internet. dont get moms roasted online, thats not what the holidaze are about
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Last month, the Tule River Indian Tribe purchased 17,000 acres of their ancestral lands where they are reintroducing tule elk. The purchase was partly funded by California’s Tribal Nature-Based Solutions Grant, which funds tribal land return projects. www.latimes.com/california/s....
Elk are again roaming on lands that California has returned to the Tule River Indian Tribe
Tribal leaders and Gov. Gavin Newsom gathered Wednesday to mark the return of 17,000 acres of ancestral land to the Tule River Indian tribe.
www.latimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Can't wait for the section on how she's colorblind because we are all part of the rainbow of humanity.
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tapping the sign again about nationlist archaeology.
Israel, which has obliterated most of Palestine’s archeological and heritage sites, including ancient churches, mosques, and temples, has suddenly discovered an urge to protect one from Palestinian ‘neglect’. It just so happens to be in the West Bank.

www.timesofisrael.com/israel-begin...
Israel begins seizing 1,800 dunams of West Bank land to develop archaeological site
Civil Administration says development legal, taking place amid 'neglect' of site by Palestinians; Peace Now: 'Government's lust for dispossession and annexation is insatiable'
www.timesofisrael.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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a little over a week left on my team's international race fundraiser! here's me practicing flag catching (which i hope to do during the '26 Rose Festival)
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I just remembered its a short week. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Its ok to admit that you and/or your family don't have the skill set for large roast dinners.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Every phone is $1,000+ dollars, doesnt last as long as it used to, is built by earth killing mining by genocidal slave labor, is overloaded with AI you cant turn off, and hasnt gotten better tech wise. What's the benefit to a new phone?
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I cant believe we have Eva Longoria to thank for the John Wick franchise
There's an entire doc about making the John Wick movies? Im sat
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There's an entire doc about making the John Wick movies? Im sat
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The jokes right themselves folks
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Truly its so funny how high tech F1 is and how a thin piece of wood is their greatest villain.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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the people at that plant are overwhelmingly going to be immigrants, most of whom couldn't vote.

but hey. fuck everyone who lives in a red state.

there are more democrats in texas than in any state but california. but remember it's importnat to always celebrate when the 'bad' states suffer.
Tyson Foods announces that they’ll be closing a major beef-processing plant in Lexington, Nebraska with 3,200 employees.

Lexington has a population of 11,205.

Nebraska overwhelmingly voted for the orange felon over VP Kamala Harris.

I hope they’re enjoying their vote.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Every week there is a new Horner rumor and I wonder what hes paying his PR folks to keep these going
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Whoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CONFIRMED: Norris and Piastri are disqualified from the Las Vegas Grand Prix for technical non-conformity #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Big ups to Laura Winters for traveling for all these races and doing all these shows when shes super pregnant.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Its insane they still show Jack Doohan on on the driver standings. Keep rubbing that salt in
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM