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January 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Thats so cool. There's an app where you can use d-stretch to better show petroglyphs but those ones are carved in so deep prob dont need

We dont know shit about petrogylphs and what people intended in design and meaning and likely never will. So no one can say something is poorly drawn lol.
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Ohhhh those are cool and so clear!
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Winter greens really are some of the best.
January 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Speaking of color, look at these pastel babies I got at the market. Going to try the Samin Nostrat lemon-miso creamy dressing to go with these.
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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don't claim to be pro-ice if you aren't willing to freeze
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.

He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
This the fall/winter vibe I've been building towards. Good for you if you wear color. I dont hate color despite what some people think (you should see my apartment) but nothing hits like an all black fit.
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Concur
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Today I decided to actually put some effort into my outfit for running errands and going grocery shopping. I got complimented on it by two different youths at the farmers market. My years of cultivating my all black scandi street style is starting to pay off.
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If you are put off by the cost of tickets to the Japanese Garden, Im here to tell you that its worth it. Its so stunning across all the seasons.
One of the things I appreciate about the Portland Japanese Garden is how the surrounding forest is incorporated into the visitor experience… #ForestFriday #Photography #Fog #PortlandJapaneseGarden #Portland #Trees 📷🐸
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I said wrap it up!
Y'all have one more day to post yourself from 2016. No more after Friday. Wrap it up.
January 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Any elected leader who thinks ICE in the era of Donald Trump can be fixed with body cameras and "more training" is deeply unserious, lacks commitment to civil and human rights, and should be voted out of office.
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I went to the next state to see Oppenheimer in the correct format
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Republican candidate for Governor, Tina Kotek, says “fuck you” to the climate and environmental movement (again) by endorsing false solutions that imperil the Columbia River basin.
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Nelly...checks definitely dried up

Ludacris I choose believe has some sweet residuals from F&F franchise
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Also Alex Albon and Lily are engaged. Great morning for wholesome zoom zoom news
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Maybe.....maybe theyre listening to the drivers????
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
My waffle house themed muay thai shorts finally arrived and I cant wait to funnel the energy and spirit of a waffle house into my training.
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Its finally happening!!!!!!!!!!!
Lewis Hamilton will have a new race engineer in 2026, with Ferrari announcing Riccardo Adami has moved to a new role as Scuderia Ferrari Driver Academy and Test Previous Cars Manager.

His replacement has yet to be confirmed #F1
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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sally’s commitment to beclowning herself on this website is a gift to us all
Advocates for trans athletes did not make a winning argument before the Supreme Court. Until they can answer a simple question, hard to see how they win in the high court. www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...
The Question at the Heart of the Debate Over Trans Athletes
Until the science is clearer, a resolution to this painful issue is hard to envision.
www.theatlantic.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Heads up SW Portland, Beaverton, and Hillsboro — ICE / CBP is staying at the TownePlace Suites by Marriott at Canyon Rd and Highway 217; they’re staying at the Residence Inn by Marriott on NE Brookwood Parkway in Hillsboro.
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM