jessica petunia
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The Québecois are champions for phrases like this: « il a été bercé trop près du mur », « c'est pas le pingouin qui glisse le plus loin » or « c'est pas le pogo le plus dégelé » 😂
The most brutal way of telling someone they’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic that I’ve heard in French is t’es pas la truite la plus oxygénée de la rivière. It means “you’re not the most oxygenated trout in the river.”
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
* read on for similar insults from around the world (a thread)…
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The Québecois are champions for phrases like this: « il a été bercé trop près du mur », « c'est pas le pingouin qui glisse le plus loin » or « c'est pas le pogo le plus dégelé » 😂
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absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.
April 13, 2024 at 10:28 PM
absolutely fuckin losing it lol this AI yearbook page.
Total eclipses are so cool
April 8, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Total eclipses are so cool
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Our Galactic Center.
Processed beautifully by @thocarp.bsky.social based on the new JWST/NIRCam data.
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
🔭 🧪
Processed beautifully by @thocarp.bsky.social based on the new JWST/NIRCam data.
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
🔭 🧪
March 18, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Our Galactic Center.
Processed beautifully by @thocarp.bsky.social based on the new JWST/NIRCam data.
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
🔭 🧪
Processed beautifully by @thocarp.bsky.social based on the new JWST/NIRCam data.
www.flickr.com/photos/19746...
🔭 🧪
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Here, let me Google that for you (threat)
RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever
March 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Here, let me Google that for you (threat)
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i can't believe it's been twenty years since Prince played this legendary solo - complete with a trust fall onto a security guard mid-shred, capped off with a disappearing guitar magic trick at the end of the song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRC...
2021 Remaster "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Steve Winwood
2021 Remastered Edit: Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, Steve Winwood, Dhani Harrison & Prince pay tribute to George Harrison at the 2004 Induction Ceremony
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March 7, 2024 at 3:20 PM
i can't believe it's been twenty years since Prince played this legendary solo - complete with a trust fall onto a security guard mid-shred, capped off with a disappearing guitar magic trick at the end of the song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRC...
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BRO new Kamasi Washington coming up kamasiwashington.bandcamp.com/album/fearle...
Fearless Movement, by Kamasi Washington
12 track album
kamasiwashington.bandcamp.com
March 6, 2024 at 11:36 PM
BRO new Kamasi Washington coming up kamasiwashington.bandcamp.com/album/fearle...
This is the phone I read your posts from
March 6, 2024 at 11:54 AM
This is the phone I read your posts from
Groundhogs - Split pt. 1
Split Part One
Provided to YouTube by AkarmaSplit Part One · Groundhogs · T.S. Mc Phee · T.S. Mc PheeU.S. Tour '72℗ AkarmaReleased on: 2000-01-01Auto-generated by YouTube.
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March 6, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Groundhogs - Split pt. 1
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An incredible library of tree and plant root maps. Hundreds of them! www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/r...
February 22, 2024 at 12:00 PM
An incredible library of tree and plant root maps. Hundreds of them! www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/r...
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"The '90s ... was a critical era for electronic dance music — a period that finally brought this rapidly expanding world of music to the forefront of mainstream popular culture."
"[C]heck out the assortment of '90s club classics (and some '90s-inspired tracks) in the playlist below:"
"[C]heck out the assortment of '90s club classics (and some '90s-inspired tracks) in the playlist below:"
World Cafe Playlist for 02/20/2024 - World Cafe Playlists
The 90s saw an explosion of subgenres in dance music, from Baltimore club to jungle. On the World Cafe, correspondent John Morrison explains how the genre’s underground roots collided with the mainstr...
playlist.worldcafe.org
February 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
"The '90s ... was a critical era for electronic dance music — a period that finally brought this rapidly expanding world of music to the forefront of mainstream popular culture."
"[C]heck out the assortment of '90s club classics (and some '90s-inspired tracks) in the playlist below:"
"[C]heck out the assortment of '90s club classics (and some '90s-inspired tracks) in the playlist below:"
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Yesterday's news has me thinking about Millie Jackson, and about this piece I wrote about her country album for Oxford American a couple years ago.
oxfordamerican.org/magazine/iss...
oxfordamerican.org/magazine/iss...
February 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Yesterday's news has me thinking about Millie Jackson, and about this piece I wrote about her country album for Oxford American a couple years ago.
oxfordamerican.org/magazine/iss...
oxfordamerican.org/magazine/iss...
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HEY THERE,
LONELY SCROLLER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR NIGHT?
LONELY SCROLLER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR NIGHT?
February 9, 2024 at 2:08 AM
HEY THERE,
LONELY SCROLLER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR NIGHT?
LONELY SCROLLER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR NIGHT?
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Grace Bumbry & Jon Vickers: "Seguedille", aus: "Carmen" von Georges Bizet, Salzburg Festival, 1966
youtu.be/Z3RaYSzOQv0?...
#YouTube #Opera 🎧
youtu.be/Z3RaYSzOQv0?...
#YouTube #Opera 🎧
Grace BUMBRY - Carmen - "Seguedille"
Grace Bumbry sings "Seguedille" from Bizet's Carmen. In 4'22'' an amazing voice!
youtu.be
February 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Grace Bumbry & Jon Vickers: "Seguedille", aus: "Carmen" von Georges Bizet, Salzburg Festival, 1966
youtu.be/Z3RaYSzOQv0?...
#YouTube #Opera 🎧
youtu.be/Z3RaYSzOQv0?...
#YouTube #Opera 🎧
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life makes more sense when you realize most people are just using you as a way to talk to themselves
February 7, 2024 at 11:04 PM
life makes more sense when you realize most people are just using you as a way to talk to themselves
Loving these later sunsets
February 7, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Loving these later sunsets
It's Dilla Day! Everybody post your favourite beat - here's mine:
Jaylib - The Red
Jaylib - The Red
Jaylib - The Red
Madlib & J Dilla's debut single - The Red (Original Version) http://www.stonesthrow.com/jaylib http://www.itunes.com/jaylib
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February 7, 2024 at 8:27 PM
It's Dilla Day! Everybody post your favourite beat - here's mine:
Jaylib - The Red
Jaylib - The Red
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Very soon it will be lunar new year 🧧 & we will be entering the Year of the Dragon!
The 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac was one of the first series of prints I made. Here’s a detail of my dragon linocut on lovely red and gold Japanese washi paper. The character is ‘long’ for dragon of course 🐉
The 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac was one of the first series of prints I made. Here’s a detail of my dragon linocut on lovely red and gold Japanese washi paper. The character is ‘long’ for dragon of course 🐉
February 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Very soon it will be lunar new year 🧧 & we will be entering the Year of the Dragon!
The 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac was one of the first series of prints I made. Here’s a detail of my dragon linocut on lovely red and gold Japanese washi paper. The character is ‘long’ for dragon of course 🐉
The 12 animals of the Chinese Zodiac was one of the first series of prints I made. Here’s a detail of my dragon linocut on lovely red and gold Japanese washi paper. The character is ‘long’ for dragon of course 🐉
'Tis the season!
of slowly peeling my lips off, one layer of skin at a time
of slowly peeling my lips off, one layer of skin at a time
February 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
'Tis the season!
of slowly peeling my lips off, one layer of skin at a time
of slowly peeling my lips off, one layer of skin at a time
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Which Way, Southern Hippie Rhodes Scholar
February 6, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Which Way, Southern Hippie Rhodes Scholar
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Lol awesome Rest in Piss, Toby, ya performative patriot bitch.
February 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Lol awesome Rest in Piss, Toby, ya performative patriot bitch.
This song gives me comfort when I need it
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - May This Be Love
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - May This Be Love
May This Be Love
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupMay This Be Love · Jimi HendrixAre You Experienced ℗ 2009 Experience Hendrix L.L.C., under exclusive liscense to ...
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February 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
This song gives me comfort when I need it
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - May This Be Love
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - May This Be Love
Watching The Watermelon Woman (Cheryl Dunye, 1996) ~30 years after it came out (the same amount of time as had elapsed between when it and the films it references were made) feels like skipping stones across the lake of cinematic history.
February 6, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Watching The Watermelon Woman (Cheryl Dunye, 1996) ~30 years after it came out (the same amount of time as had elapsed between when it and the films it references were made) feels like skipping stones across the lake of cinematic history.