J. Crallo
@jcrallo.bsky.social
Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.
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J. Crallo
@jcrallo.bsky.social
· Jun 2
Things are pretty shitty but here’s a picture of when my best friend first realized he’s not going back to the pound and these bushes will always be his to enjoy.
I’m a generous guy, what can I say. He’s got some name recognition but yeah, you’re right. Ain’t sniffin 5%
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I’m a generous guy, what can I say. He’s got some name recognition but yeah, you’re right. Ain’t sniffin 5%
Won’t crack 8% in primaries.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Won’t crack 8% in primaries.
Not enough goddamn lampposts for these bastards.
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Not enough goddamn lampposts for these bastards.
Not for nothing but it’s just a death sentence for humans and a significant number of critters. Planet will be fine once we’re gone and can rebound.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Not for nothing but it’s just a death sentence for humans and a significant number of critters. Planet will be fine once we’re gone and can rebound.
Wonder how drunk ol Skanky P was when that happened?
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Wonder how drunk ol Skanky P was when that happened?
Killin it, dude.
a man with a mustache is sitting in a chair with his hands on his face and the words oh above him
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in a chair with his hands on his face and the words oh above him
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February 13, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Killin it, dude.
Honestly, shoot these pathetic losers into the sun.
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Honestly, shoot these pathetic losers into the sun.
Well you know what they say, 2 Leftennets don’t make a right, they just fuck up the chain of command.
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Well you know what they say, 2 Leftennets don’t make a right, they just fuck up the chain of command.
Unfortunately it’s not beaver on beaver beefs. It’s human-wildlife interactions and keeping landowners and fishermen from blowing up dams.
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Unfortunately it’s not beaver on beaver beefs. It’s human-wildlife interactions and keeping landowners and fishermen from blowing up dams.
God DAMN Claude didn’t know you was a murderbot, homie, but you ran that motherfucker right on through.
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
God DAMN Claude didn’t know you was a murderbot, homie, but you ran that motherfucker right on through.
Part of growing as a professional is going from yelling at a data set until it makes sense to yelling at Claude AI until it works with the data set I’m trying to make sense of.
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Part of growing as a professional is going from yelling at a data set until it makes sense to yelling at Claude AI until it works with the data set I’m trying to make sense of.
Why haven’t you condemned ever bad thing that anyone has ever said? Why do you support disgraceful comments of people you’re in no way associated with? What’s wrong with you?
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Why haven’t you condemned ever bad thing that anyone has ever said? Why do you support disgraceful comments of people you’re in no way associated with? What’s wrong with you?
Yep, *slaps roof* you can Fit a whole damn Cabinet in this puppy.
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Yep, *slaps roof* you can Fit a whole damn Cabinet in this puppy.
Me, I’d have stuck with Horror Mammal number 2, thanks.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Me, I’d have stuck with Horror Mammal number 2, thanks.
Fuck I love this comic so much, and every time I see it, I just love it more and more.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Fuck I love this comic so much, and every time I see it, I just love it more and more.
Ooooo buddy, maybe have a sit and think about why this is so so so stupid.
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Ooooo buddy, maybe have a sit and think about why this is so so so stupid.
That’s a bingo, Coach.
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
That’s a bingo, Coach.
I think it’s more that these are just the Very Worst Assholes You’ve Ever Met with the attention spans of fleas.
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I think it’s more that these are just the Very Worst Assholes You’ve Ever Met with the attention spans of fleas.
Difficult to say “solid gain” when it was entirely within one sector, imo.
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Difficult to say “solid gain” when it was entirely within one sector, imo.
Oh lawdy now I need to know if they’ll do that for bowling shoes. Would totally roll league in a pair of Js
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Oh lawdy now I need to know if they’ll do that for bowling shoes. Would totally roll league in a pair of Js
Everything He does, He does through brew.
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Everything He does, He does through brew.
Trump and Cox just constantly reinforcing he and this Administration are lifelong abusers.
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Trump and Cox just constantly reinforcing he and this Administration are lifelong abusers.
This is far from a setback. This is targeted harassment of a renown drug development company by a belligerent Administration engaging in pseudoscience and misinformation. Moderna should sue the shit out of RFK.
The FDA has refused to accept an application from Moderna to review its first mRNA seasonal flu vaccine, the company said, in another setback for the technology that’s been a target of some Trump administration health officials. https://cnn.it/4kt8iyn
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This is far from a setback. This is targeted harassment of a renown drug development company by a belligerent Administration engaging in pseudoscience and misinformation. Moderna should sue the shit out of RFK.
White lipstick maybe?
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
White lipstick maybe?
One dude was flat out “he is right not to trust us. We use paprika”
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
One dude was flat out “he is right not to trust us. We use paprika”