@jessheckyes.bsky.social
Send help 😭😭😭 my face hurts from laughing
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Send help 😭😭😭 my face hurts from laughing
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I assume and hope you have not told ANY of our relations about my foreign affair. Do not let them know you know. PLEASE.
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I assume and hope you have not told ANY of our relations about my foreign affair. Do not let them know you know. PLEASE.
We have an obligation to future generations to keep this alive
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
We have an obligation to future generations to keep this alive
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"We had to act." chaser.com.au/national/pm-...
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"We had to act." chaser.com.au/national/pm-...
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Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
Listening to clips from over a year ago and genuinely starting to believe that John Oliver is our generations Nostradamus and @lastweektonight.com is our Les Propheties when it comes to this administration.
Nothing to worry about at all! 🥲🥲🥲
Nothing to worry about at all! 🥲🥲🥲
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Listening to clips from over a year ago and genuinely starting to believe that John Oliver is our generations Nostradamus and @lastweektonight.com is our Les Propheties when it comes to this administration.
Nothing to worry about at all! 🥲🥲🥲
Nothing to worry about at all! 🥲🥲🥲
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Donald Trump wants people to work for their Medicaid—but he's making it even harder for disabled and chronically ill people to find accessible jobs.
The biggest hurdle to Trump's Medicaid work requirements: the war on disabled workers
The White House is telling Medicaid users to get jobs—while attacking everything that makes that possible.
www.motherjones.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Donald Trump wants people to work for their Medicaid—but he's making it even harder for disabled and chronically ill people to find accessible jobs.
Oooo that’s a cool silver lining
August 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oooo that’s a cool silver lining
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“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ
May 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ
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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
What ever happened to those NFT monkeys?
February 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What ever happened to those NFT monkeys?
Oh good! So this means my rent won’t go up another 20% this year too, right?
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Right???!!!
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Right???!!!
Australia cuts interest rates for first time in 4 years
https://www.ft.com/content/5da0b966-c3ee-4dd0-a999-3b95028fd98d
https://www.ft.com/content/5da0b966-c3ee-4dd0-a999-3b95028fd98d
Australia cuts interest rates for first time in 4 years
RBA points to ebbing inflation pressures but remains ‘cautious’ on further easing
www.ft.com
February 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh good! So this means my rent won’t go up another 20% this year too, right?
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Right???!!!
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Right???!!!
This #InternationalDayOfWomenAndGirlsInScience it’s more important that ever for us to lift up, inspire and support our curious girls. The next generation of bright minds and boundless imagination are counting on us to not pull the ladder up behind us now.
February 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This #InternationalDayOfWomenAndGirlsInScience it’s more important that ever for us to lift up, inspire and support our curious girls. The next generation of bright minds and boundless imagination are counting on us to not pull the ladder up behind us now.
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Finally, some good news.
A newly discovered asteroid has a tiny chance of smacking Earth in 2032, space agency officials said Wednesday.
Scientists put the odds of a strike at slightly more than 1%.
Scientists put the odds of a strike at slightly more than 1%.
Newly spotted asteroid has a tiny chance of hitting Earth in 2032
NASA and the European Space Agency said the chance of impact is slightly more than 1%.
apnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Finally, some good news.
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The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
blog.archive.org
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
Section 31 did michelle yeoh so dirty. She deserved better than this 😭
January 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Section 31 did michelle yeoh so dirty. She deserved better than this 😭
Here goes- my first real post on Bluesky. Twitter became such a toxic space over the last few years that I completely stopped posting and interacting. Having to re-learn how to be social on social media is crazy.
This feels like the first day of school! Eeeek! I hope I make new friends!
This feels like the first day of school! Eeeek! I hope I make new friends!
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Here goes- my first real post on Bluesky. Twitter became such a toxic space over the last few years that I completely stopped posting and interacting. Having to re-learn how to be social on social media is crazy.
This feels like the first day of school! Eeeek! I hope I make new friends!
This feels like the first day of school! Eeeek! I hope I make new friends!
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you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes