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happy to be here. PSU ‘18
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wordle 1,628 1/6

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Time for a new starting word
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hell yeah 🍂🍁🪾
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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we need to shoot the computer dawg
This conversation between ChatGPT and the young man it encouraged to commit suicide is just...my god

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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SOMEONE CAN TRY TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW BUT THEY WOULD FAIL
Penn State blocks Iowa's FG attempt and runs it back for a TD to end the half
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Brian Kelly to Penn State
Billy Napier to LSU
James Franklin to Florida
Feels like the only reasonable outcome here is for Florida and Penn State to swap coaches
I know @hollyanderson.bsky.social rightly asks “fire him FOR WHOM?” about Franklin, but I feel like “guy who wouldn’t lose to the worst UCLA team ever and then blame it on travel” is a reasonable get for Penn State
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Watching these last two minutes through my fingers like a horror movie
October 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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you all have to admit it'd be really funny if penn state won now
October 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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““They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.”+
Israel accused of detaining Greta Thunberg in infested cell and making her hold flags
Activist tells Swedish officials she has been subjected to harsh treatment, including insufficient food and water
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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ah. well, you see,
ICE gassed members of the Chicago Police Department sent to protect them from protesters
Continued video of feds gassing protestors and CPD alike. In the chaos one woman came to a CPD officer asking for help for a relative that she says feds just grabbed.

Officer response: "We just clocked in. We don't know what's going on."
October 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life
Hegseth: "As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace and those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous."
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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woke up pissed off!!!
September 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Noooooooooooo
September 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Puddles is a fascist confirmed
Important to remember that The Duck is a Back the Blue mascot
September 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Birds imo
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Bluesky slow as shit Birds posting imploding the servers
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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my son cannot stop crying, he saw Puka Nacua flexing. Thank you, NFL, for keeping our children safe!
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I gotta see a shot of that saquon Superman pose
September 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
September 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM