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threat supermodel. clocky like lamport.
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I understand I am a very weird computer security person and I'm sorry about that but I'm also not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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pluribus is really good but it’s gonna be god-mode good when carol and pirate lady finally bang okay now i’m going to bed gnight
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
been doing the ebike commute for a couple weeks now and it's great. 5 miles each way, straight over a hill, and it's something just over 20 minutes. hit the green wave along one of the longer segments, and i can go over a mile and a half without stopping.
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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went to Cub food and asked them how many rotisserie chicken theyve got. bought that many exactly. to the number. got a man on the inside texts me when they restock that when and how many chickens. theyre trying to kill me about it right now but my proteins too high. the muscles just grow right back
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
budget clear, c-3 on the runup for passage this week
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the exception to this rule is @galaxykate.bsky.social. bsky.app/profile/gala...
my advice to every new software engineer out there: if you ever have a choice between writing a parser and not writing a parser, for the good of us all, please choose to not write a parser.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
billionaires want to live in the kinds of cities that massively taxing billionaires directly creates
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
well, I'm sold on ebikes
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
chuck schumer out here trying to beat pierre poilievre at being an incompetent leader of the loyal opposition
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
dear chuck schumer i take it all back if you arranged for john cornyn to mysteriously vanish
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If your position is that Democrats have no choice but to agree, than you are impliedly admitting the Democrats are no longer an opposition party because the cost of opposition is too high, and we are effectively a one party fascist state.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the more i study westminster-style parliamentary dynamics, the more absolutely absurd it seems that "strict textualism" is a position the US founders might have plausibly held
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
really tired of the drumbeat of transgender death
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The prospect of counter gerrymandering squicked me out ten years ago but we’re at war now so I don’t care
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
thank you zohran rama and my wife for once again confirming for me that i am bisexual
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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bluesky has been so fun lately. we need more baseball and more left-wing political wins.

but especially more left-wing political wins.
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM