Jerm "purple haired muppet" ops
@jermops.bsky.social
Maker. Doer. Wind Enthusiast. Cloud Snarkitect @Grokability. he/him.
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We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be
July 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be
Here’s that logo design you asked for, Mid-Century Modern Goatse, just like you asked
Anthropic’s graphic is, um questionable. Or has @robsheridan.bsky.social just visually tuned me?
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
August 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
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Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath.
Announce yourselves, cowards!
Announce yourselves, cowards!
June 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath.
Announce yourselves, cowards!
Announce yourselves, cowards!
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DNS is a 4 letter word
June 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
DNS is a 4 letter word
Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..."
June 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..."
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Don’t lose the plot.
June 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Don’t lose the plot.
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🤣🤣
June 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
🤣🤣
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I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags.
Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance
Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance
May 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags.
Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance
Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance
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kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
May 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
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It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business.
May 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business.
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If you're in the US and got denied a health insurance claim, please check fighthealthinsurance.com
It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)
It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)
May 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
If you're in the US and got denied a health insurance claim, please check fighthealthinsurance.com
It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)
It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)
GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending”
Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”
Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”
May 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending”
Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”
Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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@socallinuxexpo.bsky.social was a blastttttt
Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference!
#Scale22x
@jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com
Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference!
#Scale22x
@jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@socallinuxexpo.bsky.social was a blastttttt
Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference!
#Scale22x
@jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com
Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference!
#Scale22x
@jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump
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"Spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else."
"A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked.
Gift!
"A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked.
Gift!
Exclusive | X Hinted at Possible Deal Trouble in Talks With Ad Giant to Increase Spending
Interpublic Group recently signed an advertising agreement with the social-media platform; other agencies are also in negotiations.
www.wsj.com
February 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else."
"A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked.
Gift!
"A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked.
Gift!
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Ok but like..... where did Scarecrow get a pistol?
December 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Ok but like..... where did Scarecrow get a pistol?
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Yes… ha ha ha… YES!
December 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Yes… ha ha ha… YES!