“okay but what about the fascist takeover” yeah man idk what to tell you. my kids get one childhood and this is the one they get. we making magic anyway

Happy International Day of Women in Science. The National Science Foundation’s list of flagged words includes both “Women” and “Female.”

on windy days like today my dogs majestically stand outside as though they’re are receiving secret messages from the ancients

had to get a blood transfusion earlier bc i saw someone else getting one and i wanted it too i want more blood

the only “stock market” i care about is a market that is just broths for soup