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The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The photo:
The comments you will laugh at:
The comments you will laugh at:
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Just admit it: You love your guns more than your children.
The first step is acknowledging the problem.
The first step is acknowledging the problem.
August 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Just admit it: You love your guns more than your children.
The first step is acknowledging the problem.
The first step is acknowledging the problem.
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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July 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
TECOLUCA, EL SALVADOR—Expressing concern after he stepped inside the cold, concrete room and suddenly heard the click of a lock behind him, a panicked Secretary of State Marco Rubio was reportedly tra...
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February 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Can someone put this to Mike Breen saying “bang!” the entire time
I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS
January 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Can someone put this to Mike Breen saying “bang!” the entire time
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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I once had a professor ask “Why is there a Business section in the newspaper but not a Labor section?” My classmates and I probably rolled our eyes, but damned if I haven’t remembered that question every few days for 30 years now.
The best way to understand the NYT is as a chronicle of power, which may explain why there are ** checks notes ** seven reporters on this single story about beefing up executive security
As I was saying:
December 7, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I once had a professor ask “Why is there a Business section in the newspaper but not a Labor section?” My classmates and I probably rolled our eyes, but damned if I haven’t remembered that question every few days for 30 years now.
This style of writing is my absolute faavoorrriite yissss
I am begging someone, anyone, to publish a normal narrative of Augusta Britt's life.
Can Someone Please Write Normally About This Fascinating Woman? | Defector
Augusta Britt has had, by any reasonable accounting, an extraordinarily rich and interesting life, and seems like a vivid and fascinating person. By her mid-teens in the mid-1970s, she was a…
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November 22, 2024 at 5:29 AM
This style of writing is my absolute faavoorrriite yissss