Yup, definitely a mistake to have watched the Common People episode of Black Mirror when I just got put on an expensive medication that I will have to take for years if not the rest of my life
April 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yup, definitely a mistake to have watched the Common People episode of Black Mirror when I just got put on an expensive medication that I will have to take for years if not the rest of my life
Does anyone consider how weird of a word cowboy is
Like imagine if that was the masculine equivalent to a horse girl
Giddy-up, ya COW BOY
Like imagine if that was the masculine equivalent to a horse girl
Giddy-up, ya COW BOY
April 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Does anyone consider how weird of a word cowboy is
Like imagine if that was the masculine equivalent to a horse girl
Giddy-up, ya COW BOY
Like imagine if that was the masculine equivalent to a horse girl
Giddy-up, ya COW BOY
Legal jobs at firms and orgs where I would probably be doing some good: $50k as an attorney lol
Legal jobs where I would be selling my soul: even the secretaries start at like $70-80k
🫠
Legal jobs where I would be selling my soul: even the secretaries start at like $70-80k
🫠
April 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Legal jobs at firms and orgs where I would probably be doing some good: $50k as an attorney lol
Legal jobs where I would be selling my soul: even the secretaries start at like $70-80k
🫠
Legal jobs where I would be selling my soul: even the secretaries start at like $70-80k
🫠
Well, I did it. Using only cupboard ingredients, I created a puttanesca so bastardized it would make Lemony Snicket blush
April 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Well, I did it. Using only cupboard ingredients, I created a puttanesca so bastardized it would make Lemony Snicket blush
Me after watching the White Lotus finale:
April 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me after watching the White Lotus finale:
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The Philadelphia Eagles were named, in 1933, to honor Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s National Recovery Administration, part of the New Deal—the NRA’s Blue Eagle stood for protection of labor and federal oversight of the U.S. economy (pic: Library of Congress)
February 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles were named, in 1933, to honor Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s National Recovery Administration, part of the New Deal—the NRA’s Blue Eagle stood for protection of labor and federal oversight of the U.S. economy (pic: Library of Congress)
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
finally getting around to assassin's creed: mirage, and the smartest thing they did was cast Shohreh Aghdashloo. I could listen to her forever.
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
finally getting around to assassin's creed: mirage, and the smartest thing they did was cast Shohreh Aghdashloo. I could listen to her forever.
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[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
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Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Very much here for the staff of IKEA inventing fake board games for their room display
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Permanent mood.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Permanent mood.
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the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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A Game Controller? You Approach The Divine Computer With A Game Controller? You Would Sing To God Without The Full Range Of Your Voice? Pick Up A Keyboard If You Are To Approach The All Knowing
January 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A Game Controller? You Approach The Divine Computer With A Game Controller? You Would Sing To God Without The Full Range Of Your Voice? Pick Up A Keyboard If You Are To Approach The All Knowing
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
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doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
January 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up.
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
pagliacci: but doc,
doctor: wiggles
pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought-
doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid
It's that time of year when I play: Did I buy this as a gift for someone else or as a little treat for me doing all this shopping 🤔
December 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
It's that time of year when I play: Did I buy this as a gift for someone else or as a little treat for me doing all this shopping 🤔
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i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
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Me when someone recommends Arcane
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Me when someone recommends Arcane
Me, 3 weeks from now: you don't need verification if your posts are pure sleigh tho. saying. like as we learned earlier I'm the most followed music account on here but impersonators know not to even try. they cannot slay like I do. in their hearts they know this. true verification is when they know-
you don't need verification if your posts are pure slay tho. saying. like as we learned earlier I'm the most followed music account on here but impersonators know not to even try. they cannot slay like I do. in their hearts they know this. true verification is when they know this in their hearts
November 30, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Me, 3 weeks from now: you don't need verification if your posts are pure sleigh tho. saying. like as we learned earlier I'm the most followed music account on here but impersonators know not to even try. they cannot slay like I do. in their hearts they know this. true verification is when they know-
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once Redwall Feasts Bot makes the transition, then we will know this place actually has the juice
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
once Redwall Feasts Bot makes the transition, then we will know this place actually has the juice
Biden Dropped out on National Ice Cream Day which is how you know it's serious.
July 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Biden Dropped out on National Ice Cream Day which is how you know it's serious.
